NOT the BIZARRO BCB CUP Round 2, Match 1 - Davey Wins!!!

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NOT the BIZARRO BCB CUP Round 2, Match 1 - Davey Wins!!!

Postby 1# oɹɹɐzıq » 11 Jun 2007, 22:58

Grace Kelly – Mika
MC Hammer – The Addams Family
Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle – Bob Dylan
Karn Evil 9 – Emerson, Lake & Palmer
Don’t Think Twice (It’s Alright) – The Four Seasons
Putting on the Ritz – Taco
What’s Up? – 4 Non Blondes
Panic – The Smiths
The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins – Leonard Nimoy
London Bridge – Fergie
Winds Of Change – The Scorpions
Honey - Bobby Goldsboro
I Eat Cannibals - Toto Coelo
I Love the Nightlife (Disco 'Round) - Alicia Bridges
Dr. Heckyll and Mr. Jive - Men at Work

Love Hurts--Nazareth
The Wind Beneath My Wings--Bette Midler
What's Up--4 Non Blondes
Achy Breaky Heart--Billy Ray Cyrus
Come With Me (Kashmir)--Puff Daddy and Jimmy Page
God Gave Rock and Roll to You II--KISS
Elvira--The Oak Ridge Boys
All Out of Love--Air Supply
Heartbeat--Don Johnson
You're Beautiful--James Blunt
My Girl (Wants To Party All The Time)--Eddie Murphy
What Would They Say? (Theme From Boy In The Plastic Bubble)--John Travolta
Wildfire (long version)--Michael Martin Murphey
Hangin' Tough--New Kids On The Block

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Postby Marquis de Scarborough » 11 Jun 2007, 23:05

B wins this at a canter
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Postby Count Machuki » 11 Jun 2007, 23:17

B reigns supreme
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Postby trans-chigley express » 11 Jun 2007, 23:41


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Postby RcL » 12 Jun 2007, 00:08


has Panic - the rest didn't know any better

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Postby Dennis Testicle » 12 Jun 2007, 07:32

With Panic, Dr Heckyll, and Wind Of Change (I accept I'm alone here), I think A's trying to win me over with stuff I actually anjoy listening to.

B would've won anyway though, as it is just so goddamn depressing. Bravo!
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Postby toomanyhatz » 12 Jun 2007, 08:30

Both have a bit of a "cribbed from a list" feel, though both deserve points for including the truly awful 4 Non Blondes. B's just a touch worse, though, thanks in part to the additions. Michael Martin Murphey's often pretty good, but that song's truly awful, and B even knew there was a long version. I can't imagine.
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Postby Cosmic American Girl » 12 Jun 2007, 08:41

B Yes, I remember my sister having the Wildfire 45. The song continued through the whole B side. I can't imagine ever having to be put through that today.

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Postby Strider » 12 Jun 2007, 14:39

B is awful. A vote for B here.

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Postby Buddha B-Rex » 12 Jun 2007, 15:01

The additions of The Addam's Family, The Men at Work track, and the Nimoy offal aside, A is reaching too far. Too many tracks that too many people might enjoy (though most of it is complete blarf).

B is terrifying, suggesting the author's intent is cruel to the point of pathology. 'Half-breed'? The fetid Travolta track? It's like he/she is in my mind.!!!


Drowning in a lake of flaming piss with wasps stinging my eyeballs would be better than listening to half of B.
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Postby Moleskin » 12 Jun 2007, 19:03

an easy win for B
-the artist formerly known as comrade moleskin-
-the unforgettable waldo jeffers-

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Postby petulant clarksville » 12 Jun 2007, 19:10

Yes, it's B

But I Eat Cannibals ! That was quite a bad one.

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Postby Neige » 14 Jun 2007, 12:43


Because it includes the worst song of the last decade.

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Postby 1# oɹɹɐzıq » 14 Jun 2007, 19:46

A -1
B - 12


B - forget to send 5 more later!

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Postby Davey the Fat Boy » 14 Jun 2007, 20:27

Yay me!

I really do win - because I got people to admit liking some of the most godawful shit known to man.

Sorry for your loss B. Bad luck!
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Postby Butch Manly » 14 Jun 2007, 22:50

you hate "panic"? :lol:
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Postby Davey the Fat Boy » 14 Jun 2007, 22:59

Dr Giraffe wrote:you hate "panic"? :lol:

Fucking awful.

Somebody needed to break the news.
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