NOT the BIZARRO BCB CUP Round 1, Match 1 - Kath WINS!!!

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NOT the BIZARRO BCB CUP Round 1, Match 1 - Kath WINS!!!

Postby 1# oɹɹɐzıq » 22 May 2007, 18:10

FORGET! Don't (do) vote for the BEST (worst) list!!!

Bad luck!

Muskrat Love - America
Pimp Juice - Nelly
Midnight at the Oasis - Maria Muldaur
I Was Made for Loving You - Kiss
You're Having My Baby - Paul Anka
Radioactive - The Firm
Trapped in the Closet (Chapter __) - R. Kelly
Mother - The Police
Wanted Dead or Alive - Bon Jovi
Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus

mammy - al jolson
mm mm mm mmm - crash test dummies
domo arigato, mr. roboto - styx
i'll be there for you (theme from friends) - the rembrandts
la la la (the sweat song) - inner circle
(you make me feel like a) natural man - rod stewart
opposites attract - paula abdul feat. a cartoon cat
lady of spain - lawrence welk
knock on wood (disco version) - amii stewart
believe - cher
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Postby Buddha B-Rex » 22 May 2007, 18:24

First of all...Muskrat Love was Captain and Tennille, not America. That's a tenth deduction. Secondly, List B still has 'Mammy' and will be tough to beat.

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Postby Count Machuki » 22 May 2007, 18:25

i actually like 4 of a's songs, so B it is.
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Postby Sneelock » 22 May 2007, 18:37

smoke blows out of ears. I might be on the road to self-destruction like that android in that old Star Trek episode if I didn't like the disco version of 'knock on wood'

A it is!

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Postby The Modernist » 22 May 2007, 19:02

Whilst I applaud picking the unpredictable, I dearly love "Midnight At The Oasis" and rather shudder that anyone can't see the wonderfulness of it let alone think it bad.
I'll go B then

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Postby toomanyhatz » 22 May 2007, 19:04

A scores a bit higher on the crap-o-meter, but both have some things that are not so bad. And there's absolutely nothing wrong with "Midnight at the Oasis."
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Postby RcL » 22 May 2007, 19:27

Buddha-B. Rex wrote:First of all...Muskrat Love was Captain and Tennille, not America.

Oops - you've embarrassed yourself there.

I've just checked who actually wrote it - largely forgotten Texan Willis Alan Ramsey apparently. Minor hit for America in 73, big hit for C&T in 76.

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Re: NOT the BIZARRO BCB CUP Round 1, Match 1

Postby RcL » 22 May 2007, 19:29

I actually don't mind any of these, though I can see why they are there:

mm mm mm mmm - crash test dummies
i'll be there for you (theme from friends) - the rembrandts
opposites attract - paula abdul feat. a cartoon cat
knock on wood (disco version) - amii stewart

So despite B otherwise picking some real minkers, A gets my vote

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Postby Strider » 22 May 2007, 19:46

B is worse for me. Cher's "Believe" might be the worst song ever. I had forgotten about it...thanks for the reminder. That means a vote for B.

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Postby Leg of lamb » 22 May 2007, 19:56

There's good R'n'B on A!

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Postby Butch Manly » 22 May 2007, 20:00

Strider wrote: Cher's "Believe" might be the worst song ever.

i really don't mind it at all. i mean, i didn't go out and buy it, like...

and "midnight at the oasis" is tremendous.
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Postby The Red Heifer » 22 May 2007, 21:09

mmm mmm mmm mmm is a fucking great song

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Postby the masked man » 22 May 2007, 21:25

'I Was Made For Loving You' is great, and 'Trapped In The Closet' is just so hilarious that it becomes far better than R Kelly's usual dirges. A hasn't got the hang of this....

isn't as mind-numbingly terrible as it could be, but it gets my vote.

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Postby The Write Profile » 22 May 2007, 21:41

Trapped in the Closet is far, far too ridiculous to be truly awful. It really is best seen in the context of the unbelievably daft video that R Kelly directed to it. 30 minutes of soap opera gold! In fact, as terrible as A is, you could almost get some guilty pleasures out of it- were you a particularly masochist individual.

B on the other hand, is just appalling all the way through, in a rather depressing way.
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Postby Copehead » 23 May 2007, 18:33

Knock on Wood is a classic

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Postby petulant clarksville » 24 May 2007, 11:50

I'm going to vote A for Mother. That was just a pile of worthless screeching, wasn't it?

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