Bitter Recriminations 2014 - Oh do get to fuck..

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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2014 - Oh do get to fuck..

Postby The Modernist » 20 Feb 2014, 13:18

Tastes and opinions evolve as the competition changes. It's not completely random, I understand it, but I've been following it for eight years or so. I can see without that back knowledge it must seem all a bit random.

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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2014 - Oh do get to fuck..

Postby never/ever » 20 Feb 2014, 13:23

Even you must be at a loss to explain Nick's list making it to the 3rd round?
Protest voting perhaps?
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2014 - Oh do get to fuck..

Postby fange » 20 Feb 2014, 13:44

never/ever wrote:Even you must be at a loss to explain Nick's list making it to the 3rd round?
Protest voting perhaps?


So what exactly were you protesting against when you voted against my list, hmm Maarts? :)
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2014 - Oh do get to fuck..

Postby The Modernist » 20 Feb 2014, 13:46

never/ever wrote:Even you must be at a loss to explain Nick's list making it to the 3rd round?
Protest voting perhaps?


Squeezed through both times. The first one on a replay and the second by one vote. In the first round it was up against a pretty obscure Zyphage list and in the second Fangedango. I was surprised it won the second round tie, but it got a few votes from unexpected quarters like Goat Boy, who I'd normally expect to have voted for the other list. So I can't entirely explain it no..I guess it would be boring if everybody's vote was always predictable!

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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2014 - Oh do get to fuck..

Postby Mike Boom » 20 Feb 2014, 15:01

Wow. :lol:

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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2014 - Oh do get to fuck..

Postby Goat Boy » 20 Feb 2014, 15:38

Count Machuki wrote:
I voted for what now?


The wrong lists!
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2014 - Oh do get to fuck..

Postby Goat Boy » 20 Feb 2014, 15:47

The Modernist wrote:
never/ever wrote:Even you must be at a loss to explain Nick's list making it to the 3rd round?
Protest voting perhaps?


Squeezed through both times. The first one on a replay and the second by one vote. In the first round it was up against a pretty obscure Zyphage list and in the second Fangedango. I was surprised it won the second round tie, but it got a few votes from unexpected quarters like Goat Boy, who I'd normally expect to have voted for the other list. So I can't entirely explain it no..I guess it would be boring if everybody's vote was always predictable!


I'm generally quite forgiving for the more predictable lists in the early rounds but I expect them to develop as the competition goes on.
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2014 - Oh do get to fuck..

Postby never/ever » 20 Feb 2014, 22:08

fangedango! wrote:
never/ever wrote:Even you must be at a loss to explain Nick's list making it to the 3rd round?
Protest voting perhaps?


So what exactly were you protesting against when you voted against my list, hmm Maarts? :)



Simple- it was better to these ears at the moment I played the tie. :mrgreen: I rarely pick which list belongs to which BCB-er so I don't have any preconceived idea that I need to support certain lists because I like the BCBer behind the list better- though you are one of my faves, Ange...
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2014 - Oh do get to fuck..

Postby never/ever » 20 Feb 2014, 22:09

The Modernist wrote:
never/ever wrote:Even you must be at a loss to explain Nick's list making it to the 3rd round?
Protest voting perhaps?


Squeezed through both times. The first one on a replay and the second by one vote. In the first round it was up against a pretty obscure Zyphage list and in the second Fangedango. I was surprised it won the second round tie, but it got a few votes from unexpected quarters like Goat Boy, who I'd normally expect to have voted for the other list. So I can't entirely explain it no..I guess it would be boring if everybody's vote was always predictable!



Thanks Sir Terry. :lol:
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2014 - Oh do get to fuck..

Postby fange » 21 Feb 2014, 13:42

never/ever wrote:
fangedango! wrote:
So what exactly were you protesting against when you voted against my list, hmm Maarts? :)



Simple- it was better to these ears at the moment I played the tie. :mrgreen: ...


Well, i'll take that on the chin every day, coz that's what it should always be about - not statement or protests or whatever. Just what music you like or don't like.
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2014 - Oh do get to fuck..

Postby fange » 21 Feb 2014, 13:55

Rayge wrote: Did anyone listen to the Mildred Bailey tune?


Yep, a sweet little track there, Rayge. But i think the reality is that a cut like that will win you very few votes in the Cup, as pre-WWII popular music and jazz has only a few fans in general around BCB.
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2014 - Oh do get to fuck..

Postby Loki » 21 Feb 2014, 14:45

We'll have to get Ray into your J, B&S Cup, Ange. :)
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Postby WG Kaspar » 23 Feb 2014, 11:43

What a bunch of twats
I run out of talent

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Postby Loki » 23 Feb 2014, 14:58

Nicely said. Very succinct.
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Postby Butch Manly » 25 Feb 2014, 21:24

WG Kaspar wrote:What a bunch of twats


You've picked up English quite well since you've been living here.
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Postby Loki » 25 Feb 2014, 21:31

But how does he pronounce it?
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Postby WG Kaspar » 25 Feb 2014, 22:03

Loki wrote:But how does he pronounce it?
very thick for emphasis
I run out of talent

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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2014 - Oh do get to fuck..

Postby Chris P Bacon » 26 Feb 2014, 09:37

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Postby never/ever » 26 Feb 2014, 10:28

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Oh no, you're not getting away with that behaviour, newbie!
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Re: Bitter Recriminations 2014 - Oh do get to fuck..

Postby Davey the Fat Boy » 27 Feb 2014, 08:37

If you ever find yourself driving out where the fishing is best, out near this one, almost-forgotten stretch of road is - you'll come upon this one tin bait and tackle shack. Inside it there's this blind old Japanese man, who looks like an Asian Michael J. Pollard with a Maynard Krebs goatee. Go in, if you get the chance and ask him for the special. He'll know what you mean.

Within moments your nostrils will welcome the faint odor of chloroform. You'll awake in a compromised position, arms and legs manacled, little or no clothes for protection. The old guy will bring his tackle box in, open it...and first think he'll pull out is a wax-encrusted wheel of Gouda cheese. Then the doorbell will ring and a familiar face will arrive. Richard Gere, as you remember him in An Officer and a Gentleman - carrying a small rodent cage. Richard will make a few inappropriate jokes, then leave. The old dude will then take out a fabrege egg with a cobalt blue design. The man will spray some kind of epoxy on it, then roll it in cut glass.

Finally a large three-pronged fish hook will be produced. A gerbil from Gere's cage then chosen, and in a ceremony that can only be described as spiritual, the hook will be tied to the gerbil's tail.

As you may have guessed, the Gouda wheel will be the first thing shoved up your rectum. Maybe not the first thing you've had there, but the first thing from the shop. Next up, the gerbil with the hook on its tail...thrashing and fighting to get deeper in for just a taste of cheese, all the while tearing your anal cavity to shreds.

During this portion of the proceedings, you may have visions. Bizarre faces of demons. You'll wish for death as your anus leaks bloody meat-chunks. Then Asian Michael Pollard will shove the glass-encrusted porcelain egg in as a stopper. Once that's in place...horseback riding. Twerking. A long bumpy ride in a dune buggy . All the while, Asian Michael will stick his tongue in your ear.

For those of you who did not vote for my list. This is my wish for you. For those who did vote for me, but could have done more to secure my victory...this too. Could you have opened a dozen fake accounts and voted for my list? Of coursee!! You are responsible for both your actions and your inaction. You could have changed this. This did not have to be.

So all of the above to each of you. Or you could just listen to that awful Liquid Liquid track on my opponents list. Same effect.
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