When you've had a poo do you wipe,walk or wash ?

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

When you've had a poo do you wipe...or something else.

Wipe.
4
33%
Walk.
2
17%
Wash.
1
8%
Wet Wipes.
5
42%
 
Total votes: 12

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Re: When you've had a poo do you wipe,walk or wash ?

Postby Belle Lettre » 09 Jan 2011, 16:23

That's rather a free translation, RcL..
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Re: When you've had a poo do you wipe,walk or wash ?

Postby The Driver » 09 Jan 2011, 16:29

Can't understand why anyone would (or how anyone could) just pull up their kecks and go.
He's an idiot savant. Without the savant.

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Re: When you've had a poo do you wipe,walk or wash ?

Postby Loki » 09 Jan 2011, 20:23

Thank gawd WALK has no votes. Yet.
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Re: When you've had a poo do you wipe,walk or wash ?

Postby The Driver » 09 Jan 2011, 21:38

Or no-one's prepared to admit it....
He's an idiot savant. Without the savant.

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Re: When you've had a poo do you wipe,walk or wash ?

Postby Loki » 09 Jan 2011, 23:46

I was thinking that.
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Re: When you've had a poo do you wipe,walk or wash ?

Postby trans-chigley express » 09 Jan 2011, 23:55

Jimbo wrote:Image

Is that toilet ejaculating?

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Re: When you've had a poo do you wipe,walk or wash ?

Postby Zilth Pilchards » 10 Jan 2011, 00:15

Finally we have a walker....
digusting.
I'm off to fit a set of toilet traffic lights in his bathroom...the light will stay red and the door remained locked until the butt has been wiped.

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Re: When you've had a poo do you wipe,walk or wash ?

Postby RcL » 10 Jan 2011, 02:05

Belle Lettre wrote:That's rather a free translation, RcL..


Yep, hence 'version', the standard term in poetry for when soemone tries to get the essence of the poem rather than the exact meaning in the other language.

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Re: When you've had a poo do you wipe,walk or wash ?

Postby Guy E » 11 Jan 2011, 15:37

Interesting to see that the wet wipe option is winning.

At home the sink is immediately to the left, but if I need to go No. 2 at work I grab a stack of paper towels, wet them at the lavatory and take them into the stall with me.

I mean, if you got some poo on your hands you wouldn't be satisfied with a dry wipe, would you? Clean is clean.

When in Turkey we use less TP because the toilet is fitted with a little spritzer similar to the one pictured up-thread.
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Re: When you've had a poo do you wipe,walk or wash ?

Postby Your Friendly Neighbourhood Postman » 11 Jan 2011, 15:43

I know what he did...

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