Post something you've learnt today

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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Dr. Baron » 23 Sep 2020, 19:29

True, it's the least telling factor.
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Minnie the Minx » 23 Sep 2020, 19:33

I suppose we all look like Greggs casualties to you!
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Dr. Baron » 23 Sep 2020, 19:34

Minnie the Minx wrote:I suppose we all look like Greggs casualties to you!


Or, perhaps, "Chippy Face."
Quaco wrote:Are you fucking high?
take5_d_shorterer wrote:If John Bonham simply didn't listen to enough Tommy Johnson or Blind Willie Mctell, that's his doing.
GoogaMooga wrote:It's a film I have waited 39 years to see. Now I have the chance, but I may just crap out.

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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Minnie the Minx » 23 Sep 2020, 19:38

Yeah, well we’ve LIVED, salsa boy!!!
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Someone in your line of work usually as their own man cave aka the shed we're they can potter around fixing stuff or something don't they?


Flower wrote:I just did a google search.

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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Diamond Dog » 23 Sep 2020, 19:43

That the blue whale's anus opens to 3.5 feet - making it the largest arsehole in the world, next to Jimbo.
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Postby Minnie the Minx » 26 Sep 2020, 13:54



:shock:
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Postby jimboo » 26 Sep 2020, 21:37

At the age of 57 I had my first pickled egg. I rather liked it ( maybe better a little warm).
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Postby Geezee » 28 Sep 2020, 09:07

Didn't know that teenage crush Ione Skye is Donovan's daughter - and i can see the resemblance now.
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Minnie the Minx » 29 Sep 2020, 02:48

I ‘don’t respect nesting bowls’ !
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Dr. Baron » 29 Sep 2020, 17:35

Penii is plural for penis.
Quaco wrote:Are you fucking high?
take5_d_shorterer wrote:If John Bonham simply didn't listen to enough Tommy Johnson or Blind Willie Mctell, that's his doing.
GoogaMooga wrote:It's a film I have waited 39 years to see. Now I have the chance, but I may just crap out.

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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Sam Stone » 02 Oct 2020, 07:06

Trump is the first US President in more than 100 years not to own a dog

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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Minnie the Minx » 02 Oct 2020, 12:42

Imagine being such a cunt that even dogs don’t like you.
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Postby harvey k-tel » 04 Oct 2020, 00:19

I knew there were tigers in India, but today I found out that there are lions there as well!
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Postby Deebank » 04 Oct 2020, 16:06

Keir Starmer’s favourite LP is You Can’t Hide Your Love Forever by Orange Juice.

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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Rayge » 04 Oct 2020, 16:34

Dr. Baron wrote:Penii is plural for penis.


It's an unofficial, slang one.
I'll stick with penes, assuming I ever need to talk about more than one ;)
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Postby souphound » 04 Oct 2020, 19:41

Just read an e-mail form a friend in Armenia concerning the conflict there involving a slew of players including Azerbaijan, Turkey, Russia.....

Some info here: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-54407436

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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Flower » 05 Oct 2020, 17:42

That Julie Smith started writing Skip Langdon novels again in 2018

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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby harvey k-tel » 09 Oct 2020, 18:16

There's nothing wrong with perfectionists.
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Minnie the Minx » 20 Oct 2020, 02:31

Whenever I used to see people doing yoga on the beach I used to think ha ha, wanker. Now I've just been at the beach for a few days and did yoga at sunrise every morning on the beach and it felt fucking wonderful so now I'm the fucking wanker, but at least now I understand what makes people want to be beach yoga wankers.
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Dr. Baron » 20 Oct 2020, 02:33

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Quaco wrote:Are you fucking high?
take5_d_shorterer wrote:If John Bonham simply didn't listen to enough Tommy Johnson or Blind Willie Mctell, that's his doing.
GoogaMooga wrote:It's a film I have waited 39 years to see. Now I have the chance, but I may just crap out.