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in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Diamond Dog » 09 Apr 2018, 12:59

Wankers misinterpret others posts, on a daily basis.

Oh yeah, and post in the most patronising possible tone, even when they are COMPLETELY FUCKING WRONG.
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Samoan » 09 Apr 2018, 13:16

Unlike New South Wales, Queensland and Tasmania, the state of Victoria was never a penal colony and Melbourne was never a convict town.
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Postby gash’s trollish obsession » 09 Apr 2018, 13:19

They sort of grew into them though.
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby yomptepi » 09 Apr 2018, 18:40

Diamond Dog wrote:Wankers misinterpret others posts, on a daily basis.

Oh yeah, and post in the most patronising possible tone, even when they are COMPLETELY FUCKING WRONG.


I know.

But sometimes you can be quite witty...
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Diamond Dog » 09 Apr 2018, 18:56

I learnt Yomp has been to the same humour school as Gash visits, on a regular and relentless basis.
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Postby yomptepi » 09 Apr 2018, 19:02

Diamond Dog wrote:I learnt Yomp has been to the same humour school as Gash visits, on a regular and relentless basis.


He only visits. I am the fucking DEAN!!!
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Diamond Dog » 09 Apr 2018, 19:12

yomptepi wrote:
Diamond Dog wrote:I learnt Yomp has been to the same humour school as Gash visits, on a regular and relentless basis.


He only visits. I am the fucking DEAN!!!


This is not necessarily something to gloat about.
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Postby gash’s trollish obsession » 09 Apr 2018, 19:30

The lunatics have taken over the asylum.
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Postby Belle Lettre » 09 Apr 2018, 20:55

They still won't let you out.
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Postby gash’s trollish obsession » 09 Apr 2018, 20:58

It’s ok, D_F’s gonna chuck a sink through the window.
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Diamond Dog » 10 Apr 2018, 22:09

I've learnt that my shadow is having one of his days - chasing me all over the board, doing his best to disrupt and thread crap.

My apologies in advance.
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Postby Jimbo » 12 Apr 2018, 06:08

Watching this cheesy black and white 1930s western about the Alamo on YouTube and there was a scene where a settler wishing to enter Texas is turned back at the Texas border by a Mexican soldier. "But this paper says I have my land waiting for me granted to me by the government!" (or something like that) the settler complained. Then I remembered how in a discussion about "white privilege" how early on white folk were granted land for free, thus a huge head start, and that the freed slaves got nothing. Reparations are in order.
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Charlie O. » 12 Apr 2018, 14:48

And this is something you learnt today?
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Postby Jimbo » 12 Apr 2018, 15:12

I never put the land give-aways to settlers and the snatching away of the "20 acres and a mule" from freed slaves together.
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Rayge » 12 Apr 2018, 15:13

Charlie O. wrote:And this is something you learnt today?


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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby gash’s trollish obsession » 15 Apr 2018, 13:54

Kakistocracy
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Postby Minnie Cheddars » 23 Apr 2018, 19:20

Chitra Ramaswamy is incapable of writing any Guardian article that brings anything other than immense displeasure.
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Goat Boy » 23 Apr 2018, 19:23

"Wide Awoke"
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Minnie Cheddars » 23 Apr 2018, 19:34

Goat Boy wrote:"Wide Awoke"


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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Minnie Cheddars » 29 Apr 2018, 18:59

If you click on your phone calendar and scroll backwards it has a calendar that goes back centuries!
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