Post something you've learnt today

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Charlie O. » 01 May 2017, 23:08

Deebank wrote:
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I only knew of him through 'Sykes', but apparently he had a Masters in

... washboard?


A kind of corrugated surface against which people used to rub their clothes while washing them. These were used as a kind of home made percussion during the skiffle boom, played with thimbles on fingers.

I was completing Fonz's sentence for him. :)
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby neville from norwich » 01 May 2017, 23:09

Diamond Dog wrote:I can only suggest you check the FB thread The Prof started about us - and see how well you did in that me old china.


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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Diamond Dog » 03 May 2017, 12:28

Senseless, meaningless, futile.

Fruitless, unproductive, stupid.

Silly, useless, absurd.

Irrelevant, worthless, ineffectual.


A dozen of the best for ya!
I’ve been offered a position at cornerback for the Saints.If you’re reading, you have been offered a position too! Please accept the Saints’ offer because if you don’t,I’ll have to play alongside a cardboard cutout of Tracy Porter, a roomba and Cleatus.

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Postby yomptepi » 03 May 2017, 12:38

Diamond Dog wrote:Senseless, meaningless, futile.

Fruitless, unproductive, stupid.

Silly, useless, absurd.

Irrelevant, worthless, ineffectual.


A dozen of the best for ya!


Is it the Labour party Manifesto?
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Goat Boy » 03 May 2017, 12:39

:lol:
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Diamond Dog » 03 May 2017, 12:47

Diamond Dog wrote:Senseless, meaningless, futile.

Fruitless, unproductive, stupid.

Silly, useless, absurd.

Irrelevant, worthless, ineffectual.


A dozen of the best for ya!


yomptepi wrote:Is it the Labour party Manifesto?


:lol:

The sad thing is,to be fair, it could equally apply to the Tories.
I’ve been offered a position at cornerback for the Saints.If you’re reading, you have been offered a position too! Please accept the Saints’ offer because if you don’t,I’ll have to play alongside a cardboard cutout of Tracy Porter, a roomba and Cleatus.

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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby neville from norwich » 04 May 2017, 13:56

Diamond Dog wrote:I can only suggest you check the FB thread The Prof started about us - and see how well you did in that me old china.


K wrote:I am bald. I have one friend.


K wrote: (But I am happily married, John)


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Postby The Great Defector » 04 May 2017, 14:21

What a seed file is.
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Postby Snarfyguy » 04 May 2017, 14:27

Dwight Eisenhower never voted until he voted in an election until he voted for himself for president.
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Postby The Great Defector » 04 May 2017, 14:37

Dwight Eisenhower never voted until he voted in an election until he voted for himself for president.
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Diamond Dog » 16 May 2017, 10:46

That Clive Gash doesn't actually understand the difference between :

a) I can see that you've posted, and
b) I've read what you've posted.

Incredible that one with such an extraordinary elevated opinion of his own intelligence hasn't worked out the difference yet.

Thick cunt :lol:
I’ve been offered a position at cornerback for the Saints.If you’re reading, you have been offered a position too! Please accept the Saints’ offer because if you don’t,I’ll have to play alongside a cardboard cutout of Tracy Porter, a roomba and Cleatus.

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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby neville from norwich » 16 May 2017, 10:47

I think someone has told Peter I'm a woman :)
Diamond Dog wrote:I can only suggest you check the FB thread The Prof started about us - and see how well you did in that me old china.


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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Diamond Dog » 16 May 2017, 10:48

Oh and now I'm going back to just not even responding in any manner whatsoever to his trolling so, sadly, he will no doubt be doing his utmost to troll/ruin every thread he thinks he has justification to do so with.

Sorry - but he's your friend, not mine :D
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby neville from norwich » 16 May 2017, 10:54

Oh checkmate Dogshit my man!

In summary the vile misogynist Peter has me on ignore. Oh, apart from those times when he hasn't.

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K wrote: (But I am happily married, John)


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Postby Samoan » 16 May 2017, 11:11

Jeremy Corbyn earns £ 130 k/annum.
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Postby Jeemo » 16 May 2017, 12:26

Samoan wrote:Jeremy Corbyn earns £ 130 k/annum.


And donates it all to the IRA.
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Postby Minnie the Minx » 16 May 2017, 14:18

From this morning's early morning run: there are 2 metre long snakes in our neighbourhood.
You come at the Queen, you best not miss.

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Postby Samoan » 16 May 2017, 18:23

Jeemo wrote:
Samoan wrote:Jeremy Corbyn earns £ 130 k/annum.


And donates it all to the IRA.

Tax deductible.

Smooth.
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Postby Jimbo » 16 May 2017, 20:45

I boiled some new potatoes whole to make potato salad and after I cooled them off in a bowl of cold water I squeezed them with my hand and the meat just popped out of the skins and I easily chucked the skins into the garbage.
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Postby The Great Defector » 16 May 2017, 21:31

Salary based jobs are shit.
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