Post something you've learnt today

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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Belle Lettre » 16 May 2017, 21:38

Heidegger was a Nazi
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Postby Minnie the Minx » 19 May 2017, 14:05

Ezra Pound had incredible hair!
You come at the Queen, you best not miss.

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Postby Minnie the Minx » 19 May 2017, 14:44

Pere Ubu playing tomorrow, Austin, 5 dollars. It's at 11pm though. :(
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Postby Still Baron » 19 May 2017, 14:54

Minnie the Minx wrote:Pere Ubu playing tomorrow, Austin, 5 dollars. It's at 11pm though. :(


Rocket from the Tombs is tonight!
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Postby Minnie the Minx » 19 May 2017, 15:02

8pm!
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Postby Diamond Dog » 24 May 2017, 09:17

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I’ve been offered a position at cornerback for the Saints.If you’re reading, you have been offered a position too! Please accept the Saints’ offer because if you don’t,I’ll have to play alongside a cardboard cutout of Tracy Porter, a roomba and Cleatus.

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Postby Harvey K-Tel » 24 May 2017, 13:58

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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Diamond Dog » 12 Jun 2017, 06:49

There is a psychological condition known as contrariae cogitationes timoris.
I’ve been offered a position at cornerback for the Saints.If you’re reading, you have been offered a position too! Please accept the Saints’ offer because if you don’t,I’ll have to play alongside a cardboard cutout of Tracy Porter, a roomba and Cleatus.

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Postby Belle Lettre » 12 Jun 2017, 06:52

There's an Orange order in Coventry.
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Postby bhoywonder » 12 Jun 2017, 09:20

Over the course of its lifetime, an albatross flies the equivalent of going to the moon and back 18 times.

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Postby neville from norwich » 12 Jun 2017, 09:50

There's a cabal of Trots in York.
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Postby Charlie O. » 12 Jun 2017, 22:55

Camp David was named for Dwight Eisenhower's grandson (who became Richard Nixon's son-in-law).
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Postby Belle Lettre » 13 Jun 2017, 00:09

The Savage Young Gash wrote:There's a cabal of Trots in York.

There's a bright golden haze on the meadooow
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Postby Nick » 13 Jun 2017, 12:46

The licence plate country code for Cambodia is 'K'.

Dates back to when it was called Kampuchea. I got five points in an office quiz for deducing that.
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Postby hippopotamus » 14 Jun 2017, 01:08

Charlie O. wrote:Camp David was named for Dwight Eisenhower's grandson (who became Richard Nixon's son-in-law).


I have ALWAYS wondered!
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Postby Diamond Dog » 14 Jun 2017, 12:20

Duodenal cancer is an incredibly rare form of cancer. One of my staff has just been diagnosed with it. He's 59, ex service, never smoked, barely drinks, fit as a fiddle.

I'm absolutely shattered.
I’ve been offered a position at cornerback for the Saints.If you’re reading, you have been offered a position too! Please accept the Saints’ offer because if you don’t,I’ll have to play alongside a cardboard cutout of Tracy Porter, a roomba and Cleatus.

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Postby fange » 17 Jun 2017, 09:38

^
Horrible. Fuck you, cancer.
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Postby neville from norwich » 19 Jun 2017, 11:21

That's not Otis whistling on (Sittin' On) The Dock of the Bay.
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Diamond Dog » 24 Jun 2017, 09:19

Diamond Dog wrote:Duodenal cancer is an incredibly rare form of cancer. One of my staff has just been diagnosed with it. He's 59, ex service, never smoked, barely drinks, fit as a fiddle.

I'm absolutely shattered.


Three fucking months.

Lost for words.
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I’ve been offered a position at cornerback for the Saints.If you’re reading, you have been offered a position too! Please accept the Saints’ offer because if you don’t,I’ll have to play alongside a cardboard cutout of Tracy Porter, a roomba and Cleatus.

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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Belle Lettre » 24 Jun 2017, 09:38

I am sorry. How awful.
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