Best lips - Bardot, Scarlett, or Angelina?

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Best lips - Bardot, Scarlett, or Angelina?

Bardot
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60%
Scarlett
2
20%
Angelina
2
20%
 
Total votes: 10

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Best lips - Bardot, Scarlett, or Angelina?

Postby GoogaMooga » 22 Nov 2010, 10:35

You have to choose! :D

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Scarlett Dream:

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Angelina Jolie has blossomed from unconventional beauty to drop dead knockout. Some believe that she's had the assistance of a surgeon's knife on her nose, cheeks, and lips. Say for instance, if you started with her original visage and added cheek implants, performed a lower lip reduction, added some collagen to the top lip to make both lips symmetrical, and refined the nose bridge, you'd end up with something strikingly similar to Angelina's current look. But, who is complaining? Brad certainly isn't and neither are we.
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Re: Best lips - Bardot, Scarlett, or Angelina?

Postby Johnny Fartpants » 22 Nov 2010, 10:44

Bridget Bardot was stunning. And whilst it's true that her lips are Angelina Jolie's best feature, I just don't find her that attractive. As I mentioned on a previous thread, she looks like a skeleton with a sink plunger stuck to the front.

But Scarlett Johansson is truly beautfiul. Not only does she have gorgeous lips, but the rest of her face is almost perfect. Bardot was gorgeous, but Scarlett is just breathtaking.

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Re: Best lips - Bardot, Scarlett, or Angelina?

Postby GoogaMooga » 22 Nov 2010, 10:48

I would gladly kiss all three (well, Bardot in her prime), but I had to vote for Bardot for nostalgia's sake. She is the biggest icon of the three. Time will give the other two validation. Do movie stars today have the same universal appeal as they once had? Or have they become more marginal?
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Re: Best lips - Bardot, Scarlett, or Angelina?

Postby Goat Boy » 22 Nov 2010, 11:08

Angelina everytime.

At her peak she was the most extraordinary looking woman but she needs to eat some pies.
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Re: Best lips - Bardot, Scarlett, or Angelina?

Postby Bungo the Mungo » 22 Nov 2010, 11:24

Scarlett.

Mind - anyone see her on SNL the other night? Not good.

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Re: Best lips - Bardot, Scarlett, or Angelina?

Postby Johnny Fartpants » 22 Nov 2010, 11:24

Goat Boy wrote:At her peak she was the most extraordinary looking woman



I would readily agree that she is an extraordinary looking woman ... but she just doesn't really do it for me. There's just something about her that doesn't press my buttons!! :?

Anyway, if you want truly perfect lips ....

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Re: Best lips - Bardot, Scarlett, or Angelina?

Postby Bungo the Mungo » 22 Nov 2010, 11:33

Bardot always looked deformed, anyway.

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Re: Best lips - Bardot, Scarlett, or Angelina?

Postby GoogaMooga » 22 Nov 2010, 11:35

Sir John Coan wrote:Bardot always looked deformed, anyway.


:?: She had every hot-blooded male drooling in the '60s!
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Re: Best lips - Bardot, Scarlett, or Angelina?

Postby Bungo the Mungo » 22 Nov 2010, 11:37

I don't know why.

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Re: Best lips - Bardot, Scarlett, or Angelina?

Postby Goat Boy » 22 Nov 2010, 11:38

Sir John Coan wrote:Scarlett.

Mind - anyone see her on SNL the other night? Not good.


Not good?
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Re: Best lips - Bardot, Scarlett, or Angelina?

Postby Goat Boy » 22 Nov 2010, 11:40

Johnny Fartpants wrote:
Goat Boy wrote:At her peak she was the most extraordinary looking woman



I would readily agree that she is an extraordinary looking woman ... but she just doesn't really do it for me. There's just something about her that doesn't press my buttons!! :?



HOMO. Do yourself a favour and watch Hackers - she's pure sex on legs in that film.
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Re: Best lips - Bardot, Scarlett, or Angelina?

Postby GoogaMooga » 22 Nov 2010, 11:40

I don't know, man - flawed beauty is more fascinating. Bardot never went under the knife, she was a natural.

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Re: Best lips - Bardot, Scarlett, or Angelina?

Postby Bungo the Mungo » 22 Nov 2010, 11:43

Goat Boy wrote:
Sir John Coan wrote:Scarlett.

Mind - anyone see her on SNL the other night? Not good.


Not good?


Trying to look elegant, or something. Loads of makeup, fussy hairdo.

I'll try and find a clip.

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Re: Best lips - Bardot, Scarlett, or Angelina?

Postby Zilth Pilchards » 22 Nov 2010, 11:56

Bardot. But how tall was she ?...bending is no good to kiss.

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Re: Best lips - Bardot, Scarlett, or Angelina?

Postby GoogaMooga » 22 Nov 2010, 12:03

The Winter Bather wrote:Bardot. But how tall was she ?...bending is no good to kiss.


Either 5'4'', 5'5'', or 5'7''.
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Re: Best lips - Bardot, Scarlett, or Angelina?

Postby Johnny Fartpants » 22 Nov 2010, 12:09

GoogaMooga wrote:
The Winter Bather wrote:Bardot. But how tall was she ?...bending is no good to kiss.


Either 5'4'', 5'5'', or 5'7''.


Did she have hydraulic legs or something? :?

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Re: Best lips - Bardot, Scarlett, or Angelina?

Postby Zilth Pilchards » 22 Nov 2010, 12:12

Angelina Jolie is tall but I don't find her attractive.

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Re: Best lips - Bardot, Scarlett, or Angelina?

Postby Limpin' Jez McKenzie » 22 Nov 2010, 12:50

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Re: Best lips - Bardot, Scarlett, or Angelina?

Postby Nolamike » 22 Nov 2010, 14:56

Bardot for me, please!
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Re: Best lips - Bardot, Scarlett, or Angelina?

Postby Foxhound » 22 Nov 2010, 16:46

On the basis of lips alone Brigitte scores a narrow victory.

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If it was an overall comparison though, Brigitte would walk all over the other two. I'd disqualify Angelina right off the bat because she's implanted herself.

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