Your latest crush?

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby CLOWN » 14 Apr 2018, 21:56

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Walk In My Shadow wrote:How's old Zilth, by the way?


He's alright, but not collecting as feverishly as I.

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Neige » 16 Apr 2018, 10:35

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby clive gash » 16 Apr 2018, 21:14

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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Diamond Dog wrote:...yet it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce, didn't it?

...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...


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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Lord Rother » 18 Apr 2018, 09:20

Wrong thread

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Geezee » 18 Apr 2018, 09:38

Yep - "Cost of Getting Drunk" thread.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Diamond Dog » 18 Apr 2018, 21:34

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Erin Ross.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby CLOWN » 19 Apr 2018, 23:43

oh Nesrine
GoogaMooga wrote:
Walk In My Shadow wrote:How's old Zilth, by the way?


He's alright, but not collecting as feverishly as I.

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Diamond Dog » 13 May 2018, 20:30

Ella Al Shamahi (splendidly presenting a programme about Neanderthals on BBC2 right now - maybe I'll show up, Gash :) ).

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Re: Your latest crush?

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Carey Lowell, seen her on Blue bloods last night, still beautiful as the first time I seen her in License to Kill.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby sloopjohnc » 15 May 2018, 21:53

She's probably close to my daughter's age, but actress Olivia Culpo.

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby CLOWN » 15 May 2018, 22:06

wow
GoogaMooga wrote:
Walk In My Shadow wrote:How's old Zilth, by the way?


He's alright, but not collecting as feverishly as I.

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby CLOWN » 05 Jun 2018, 10:28

Nobody told me about Lucy Prebble!

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GoogaMooga wrote:
Walk In My Shadow wrote:How's old Zilth, by the way?


He's alright, but not collecting as feverishly as I.

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby The Slider » 08 Jun 2018, 23:28

I just came home from a pretty rotten play
It was very well performed however, and the real treat was this absolute goddess in one of the main roles.

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her name is Genevieve Gaunt
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby clive gash » 12 Jun 2018, 21:18

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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Diamond Dog wrote:...yet it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce, didn't it?

...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...


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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Samoan » 05 Jul 2018, 17:56

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby CLOWN » 05 Jul 2018, 18:00

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there's nothing I wouldn't give for half an hour alone with this woman
GoogaMooga wrote:
Walk In My Shadow wrote:How's old Zilth, by the way?


He's alright, but not collecting as feverishly as I.

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Charlie O. » 05 Jul 2018, 18:49

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there's nothing I wouldn't give for half an hour alone with this woman

I only see half a face. Would the full face require a full hour, or just fifteen minutes?
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby harvey k-tel » 05 Jul 2018, 18:50

Is it Billy Idol?
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby CLOWN » 05 Jul 2018, 18:56

Charlie O. wrote:
ORORORO wrote:Image

there's nothing I wouldn't give for half an hour alone with this woman

I only see half a face. Would the full face require a full hour, or just fifteen minutes?


:)

I didn't want to cause alarm - the full face is DEVASTATING!


Harvey K-Tel wrote:Is it Billy Idol?


it's Billy Eyeball!
GoogaMooga wrote:
Walk In My Shadow wrote:How's old Zilth, by the way?


He's alright, but not collecting as feverishly as I.

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Charlie O. » 05 Jul 2018, 20:04

ORORORO wrote:I didn't want to cause alarm - the full face is DEVASTATING!

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