Your latest crush?

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Samoan » 11 Dec 2017, 08:12

*Swoons*

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Re: Your latest crush?

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby billy » 21 Dec 2017, 18:38

buxom cafe waitresses turn me into a terrible old lizard
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 21 Dec 2017, 18:44

billy wrote:buxom cafe waitresses turn me into a terrible old lizard


Crikey! Sounds like you'll have to stop eating at 'The Witches Cafe' !
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby billy » 21 Dec 2017, 19:01

Minnie the Minx wrote:
billy wrote:buxom cafe waitresses turn me into a terrible old lizard


Crikey! Sounds like you'll have to stop eating at 'The Witches Cafe' !


I could tell you tales that would make your toes curl :oops:
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby sloopjohnc » 29 Dec 2017, 15:52

Taylor Rooks, former Univ. of Illinois hoops player and a sports broadcaster.

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Re: Your latest crush?

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sloopjohnc wrote:Taylor Rooks, former Univ. of Illinois hoops player and a sports broadcaster.

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Yowsah!

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Re: Your latest crush?

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Charlie Plummer, actor.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Lord Rother » 07 Jan 2018, 10:22

Samoan wrote:*Swoons*

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Tapiocahead » 07 Jan 2018, 17:19

The Modernist wrote:I don't find her funny, but I do fancy her.

I've developed quite a thing for Christina Trevanion, but I can't be arsed finding a picture.

I've seen folk extolling the virtues of Natasha Rankin but I'm definitely more a Trevanion man.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby ConnyOlivetti » 07 Jan 2018, 18:17

Tapiocahead wrote:
The Modernist wrote:I don't find her funny, but I do fancy her.

I've developed quite a thing for Christina Trevanion, but I can't be arsed finding a picture.

I've seen folk extolling the virtues of Natasha Rankin but I'm definitely more a Trevanion man.


Ah! posted about her some time ago!
Like a Diana Rigg style girl, sort of....

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby mentalist (slight return) » 07 Jan 2018, 22:57

Eugenie Bouchard with a cricket bat!

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Re: Your latest crush?

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby souphound » 12 Jan 2018, 17:40

[quote="mentalist (slight return)"]Eugenie Bouchard with a cricket bat!

The way her tennis is going, maybe she should switch to cricket. :twisted:
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Re: Your latest crush?

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Re: Your latest crush?

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby sloopjohnc » 13 Jan 2018, 03:42

Sleep Number mattress TV commercial - Paula Miranda.

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby mentalist (slight return) » 15 Jan 2018, 04:15

souphound wrote:
mentalist (slight return) wrote:Eugenie Bouchard with a cricket bat!


The way her tennis is going, maybe she should switch to cricket. :twisted:


I was a pretty decent batsman back in the day so am happy to provide free lessons should she want to move to cricket.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Geezee » 15 Jan 2018, 09:53

swedish actress malin crepin.

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