Your latest crush?

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby The Great Defector » 13 Apr 2017, 14:04

Kate Garraway

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby The Great Defector » 13 Apr 2017, 14:30

Noelle foley

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Obviously beautiful, but seriously class sense of humour and looks good craic to be around.

Somehow came from the loins of

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 13 Apr 2017, 14:33

Save some for the weekend, Markus!
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby The Great Defector » 13 Apr 2017, 14:36

:lol: Friend back from Australia, won't have much time. :D
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby kewl klive » 13 Apr 2017, 17:15

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 13 Apr 2017, 17:41

The copper with the fat spliff? I bet she's a goer, eh!
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Diamond Dog » 21 Apr 2017, 15:08

Seema Jaswal (BBC Sports 'anchor')

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Re: Your latest crush?

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby The Great Defector » 24 Apr 2017, 16:56

YES! she has ridiculously beautiful eyes. The first time I saw here properly act was in the x man film and she basically took off her clothes down to her underwear. Hot as she was looking, I couldn't take my eyes of hers.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby !!VAPRANT!! » 24 Apr 2017, 17:00

She's naturally really beautiful, isn't she? Just a stunner.

I'm just watching her in some shitty thing with Susan Sarandon.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Goat Boy » 24 Apr 2017, 17:02

I've liked her ever since I saw Troy
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Re: Your latest crush?

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Goat Boy wrote:I've liked her ever since I saw Troy


Was she in Troy, never knew that.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby borofan » 25 Apr 2017, 17:14

nebeprisikiškiakopūstlapiaujančiuosiuose wrote:Image

Who is she? I only ask as I haven't a clue who she is and the OP did not have the manners to identify her.
We're usually skipping around the function room in our long-johns by now...

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby The Great Defector » 25 Apr 2017, 17:23

Rose Byrne
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby !!VAPRANT!! » 25 Apr 2017, 21:46

borofan wrote:
nebeprisikiškiakopūstlapiaujančiuosiuose wrote:Image

Who is she? I only ask as I haven't a clue who she is and the OP did not have the manners to identify her.


You insolent wee cunt!
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby kewl klive » 25 Apr 2017, 23:08

Oh Ivanka!
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby !!VAPRANT!! » 25 Apr 2017, 23:29

CHRIST yeah
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby borofan » 26 Apr 2017, 17:29

nebeprisikiškiakopūstlapiaujančiuosiuose wrote:
borofan wrote:
nebeprisikiškiakopūstlapiaujančiuosiuose wrote:Image

Who is she? I only ask as I haven't a clue who she is and the OP did not have the manners to identify her.


You insolent wee cunt!

You really are an ignoramus, aren't you...
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby !!VAPRANT!! » 26 Apr 2017, 18:45

No, not really.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Diamond Dog » 27 Apr 2017, 16:19

Kangana Ranaut.

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