Your latest crush?

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Dr Markus » 13 Apr 2017, 14:04

Kate Garraway

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Dr Markus » 13 Apr 2017, 14:30

Noelle foley

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Obviously beautiful, but seriously class sense of humour and looks good craic to be around.

Somehow came from the loins of

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 13 Apr 2017, 14:33

Save some for the weekend, Markus!
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Dr Markus » 13 Apr 2017, 14:36

:lol: Friend back from Australia, won't have much time. :D
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby gash on ignore » 13 Apr 2017, 17:15

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 13 Apr 2017, 17:41

The copper with the fat spliff? I bet she's a goer, eh!
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Diamond Dog » 21 Apr 2017, 15:08

Seema Jaswal (BBC Sports 'anchor')

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Re: Your latest crush?

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Dr Markus » 24 Apr 2017, 16:56

YES! she has ridiculously beautiful eyes. The first time I saw here properly act was in the x man film and she basically took off her clothes down to her underwear. Hot as she was looking, I couldn't take my eyes of hers.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby BOLLY BEE » 24 Apr 2017, 17:00

She's naturally really beautiful, isn't she? Just a stunner.

I'm just watching her in some shitty thing with Susan Sarandon.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Goat Boy » 24 Apr 2017, 17:02

I've liked her ever since I saw Troy
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Dr Markus » 24 Apr 2017, 17:14

Goat Boy wrote:I've liked her ever since I saw Troy


Was she in Troy, never knew that.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby borofan » 25 Apr 2017, 17:14

nebeprisikiškiakopūstlapiaujančiuosiuose wrote:Image

Who is she? I only ask as I haven't a clue who she is and the OP did not have the manners to identify her.
We're usually skipping around the function room in our long-johns by now...

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Dr Markus » 25 Apr 2017, 17:23

Rose Byrne
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby BOLLY BEE » 25 Apr 2017, 21:46

borofan wrote:
nebeprisikiškiakopūstlapiaujančiuosiuose wrote:Image

Who is she? I only ask as I haven't a clue who she is and the OP did not have the manners to identify her.


You insolent wee cunt!
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby gash on ignore » 25 Apr 2017, 23:08

Oh Ivanka!
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby BOLLY BEE » 25 Apr 2017, 23:29

CHRIST yeah
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby borofan » 26 Apr 2017, 17:29

nebeprisikiškiakopūstlapiaujančiuosiuose wrote:
borofan wrote:
nebeprisikiškiakopūstlapiaujančiuosiuose wrote:Image

Who is she? I only ask as I haven't a clue who she is and the OP did not have the manners to identify her.


You insolent wee cunt!

You really are an ignoramus, aren't you...
We're usually skipping around the function room in our long-johns by now...

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby BOLLY BEE » 26 Apr 2017, 18:45

No, not really.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Diamond Dog » 27 Apr 2017, 16:19

Kangana Ranaut.

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"You were caught fucking another woman’s husband in a field while you were married, you camel-faced, racist troglodyte".