Your latest crush?

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Fonz » 15 Aug 2017, 15:29

Who looks about 14
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby !!VAPRANT!! » 15 Aug 2017, 16:59

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Toby » 17 Aug 2017, 19:17

The Doctor treating my dad at hospital. An absolute vision - oval face, brown eyes.

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby The Great Defector » 17 Aug 2017, 19:19

Toby wrote:The Doctor treating my dad at hospital. An absolute vision - oval face, brown eyes.



BEST OPPORTUNITY TO BE CHEESY EVER!!!

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Then hope your wife/girlfriend never finds out and you don't get sued.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Toby » 19 Aug 2017, 09:02

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There's something about pretty women with geordie accents that makes me go a bit silly sometimes...

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Bride Of Sea Of Tunes » 19 Aug 2017, 09:10

The Great Defector wrote:
Toby wrote:The Doctor treating my dad at hospital. An absolute vision - oval face, brown eyes.



BEST OPPORTUNITY TO BE CHEESY EVER!!!

"Could you check my heart, it seems to be missing a few beats since I laid eyes on you!"

Then hope your wife/girlfriend never finds out and you don't get sued.


I wonder how you're doing at that dating site.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Darryl Strawberry » 19 Aug 2017, 09:16

Toby wrote:Image

There's something about pretty women with geordie accents that makes me go a bit silly sometimes...

So why have you put up a picture of a woman with a Welsh accent?
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Diamond Dog » 19 Aug 2017, 09:35

K wrote:
Toby wrote:Image

There's something about pretty women with geordie accents that makes me go a bit silly sometimes...

So why have you put up a picture of a woman with a Welsh accent?


:lol:

I was checking that myself, just to make sure it was indeed her....
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Toby » 19 Aug 2017, 10:04

Oh god I've just realised she does have a welsh accent! duh!

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Diamond Dog » 19 Aug 2017, 10:09

Ooh what a cad you are!
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Darryl Strawberry » 19 Aug 2017, 10:17

You could make one of those, " She wouldn't be doing much talking if she was with me!" *Nudge nudge* jokes.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby yomptepi » 19 Aug 2017, 10:46

K wrote:You could make one of those, " She wouldn't be doing much talking if she was with me!" *Nudge nudge* jokes.


Good luck with that. She never stops talking.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Fonz » 19 Aug 2017, 11:45

yomptepi wrote:
K wrote:You could make one of those, " She wouldn't be doing much talking if she was with me!" *Nudge nudge* jokes.


Good luck with that. She never stops talking.


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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Diamond Dog » 19 Aug 2017, 11:53

Tamannaah Bhatia

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby !!VAPRANT!! » 19 Aug 2017, 12:10

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Diamond Dog » 19 Aug 2017, 12:14

THE FILING FEE wrote:fucking hell


Well...yes....

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Re: Your latest crush?

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The cute girl from 1982 Eurovision entrants Bardo
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby The Slider » 21 Aug 2017, 00:40

and, as always, Siobhan Fahey

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Geezee » 21 Aug 2017, 09:56

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Re: Your latest crush?

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