Your latest crush?

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Goat Boy » 06 Jan 2017, 18:24

jennifer Lawrence is so hot. It's obscene.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby sloopjohnc » 06 Jan 2017, 21:10

Machuki Fideles wrote:
:oops:


I feel you on that.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby The Great Defector » 06 Jan 2017, 21:29

sloopjohnc wrote:
Machuki Fideles wrote:
:oops:


I feel you on that.


Dirty Brute.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Velvis » 06 Jan 2017, 22:37

I think Octavia Spencer is cute. I get the idea she'd be fun to hang out with.

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Fireplug » 06 Jan 2017, 23:54



Always and forever. Perfection.

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Diamond Dog » 13 Jan 2017, 09:18

Never seen this photo before......... wow.

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby sloopjohnc » 13 Jan 2017, 17:11

Diamond Dog wrote:Never seen this photo before......... wow.

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I was watching an interview with a local sports broadcaster. He told a story about his dad, who was a contractor for DiMaggio's restaurant and Joe had an office downstairs. One day, when the broadcaster was 12, he ran down to the office to find his dad and Marilyn Monroe was there. Can you imagine being a 12 year-old boy in the '50s and meeting Marilyn Monroe?

She hugged him and gave him a kiss and he said he lived off that story for the next three years.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Johnny Fartpants » 13 Jan 2017, 18:39

The unfeasibly pretty Gemma Chan.

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 13 Jan 2017, 20:01

Johnny Fartpants wrote:
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I can see my face in her tits.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby German Dave » 13 Jan 2017, 20:22

Harvey K-Tel wrote:
I can see my face in her tits.


I can see his tits in your face.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby nev harp » 14 Jan 2017, 09:48

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Hip Someone who knows the score. Someone who understands jive talk Someone who is with it The expression is not subject to definition because, if you don't dig what it means, no one can ever tell you.

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby yomptepi » 14 Jan 2017, 11:58

Hermione Corfield


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You don't like me...do you?

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby nev harp » 20 Jan 2017, 22:30

Ancona on point.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Toby » 27 Jan 2017, 19:58

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Oona Chaplin

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby The Great Defector » 30 Jan 2017, 12:25

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Stephanie Beatriz from Brooklyn nine nine, schmokin!
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Revolver » 30 Jan 2017, 14:47

The Great Defector wrote:Image

Stephanie Beatriz from Brooklyn nine nine, schmokin!


Terry likes Stephanie Beatriz

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Fonz » 30 Jan 2017, 16:34

Revolver wrote:
The Great Defector wrote:Image

Stephanie Beatriz from Brooklyn nine nine, schmokin!


Terry likes Stephanie Beatriz


Could be a bloke in a dress
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby The Great Defector » 30 Jan 2017, 16:38

Fonz wrote:
Could be a bloke in a dress



You're a bloke in a dress!
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Samoan » 01 Feb 2017, 19:31

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Chris Gascoyne.
I do like a man in a pea coat.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Count Machuki » 01 Feb 2017, 23:22

Toby wrote:Image

Oona Chaplin


that's a lotta smile
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