Your latest crush?

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Goat Boy » 06 Jan 2017, 18:24

jennifer Lawrence is so hot. It's obscene.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby sloopjohnc » 06 Jan 2017, 21:10

Machuki Fideles wrote:
:oops:


I feel you on that.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Dr Markus » 06 Jan 2017, 21:29

sloopjohnc wrote:
Machuki Fideles wrote:
:oops:


I feel you on that.


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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Velvis » 06 Jan 2017, 22:37

I think Octavia Spencer is cute. I get the idea she'd be fun to hang out with.

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Fireplug » 06 Jan 2017, 23:54



Always and forever. Perfection.

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Diamond Dog » 13 Jan 2017, 09:18

Never seen this photo before......... wow.

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby sloopjohnc » 13 Jan 2017, 17:11

Diamond Dog wrote:Never seen this photo before......... wow.

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She hugged him and gave him a kiss and he said he lived off that story for the next three years.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Johnny Fartpants » 13 Jan 2017, 18:39

The unfeasibly pretty Gemma Chan.

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 13 Jan 2017, 20:01

Johnny Fartpants wrote:
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I can see my face in her tits.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Vic Snazell-Sprey » 13 Jan 2017, 20:22

Harvey K-Tel wrote:
I can see my face in her tits.


I can see his tits in your face.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby gash on ignore » 14 Jan 2017, 09:48

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That's it.

I've taken the decision.

I'm bored of the twat and the misery he deals in.



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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby yomptepi » 14 Jan 2017, 11:58

Hermione Corfield


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You don't like me...do you?

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby gash on ignore » 20 Jan 2017, 22:30

Ancona on point.
Diamond Dog wrote:
That's it.

I've taken the decision.

I'm bored of the twat and the misery he deals in.



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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Toby » 27 Jan 2017, 19:58

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Oona Chaplin

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Dr Markus » 30 Jan 2017, 12:25

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Stephanie Beatriz from Brooklyn nine nine, schmokin!
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Revolver » 30 Jan 2017, 14:47

The Great Defector wrote:Image

Stephanie Beatriz from Brooklyn nine nine, schmokin!


Terry likes Stephanie Beatriz

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Fonz » 30 Jan 2017, 16:34

Revolver wrote:
The Great Defector wrote:Image

Stephanie Beatriz from Brooklyn nine nine, schmokin!


Terry likes Stephanie Beatriz


Could be a bloke in a dress
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Dr Markus » 30 Jan 2017, 16:38

Fonz wrote:
Could be a bloke in a dress



You're a bloke in a dress!
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Samoan » 01 Feb 2017, 19:31

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Chris Gascoyne.
I do like a man in a pea coat.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Count Machuki » 01 Feb 2017, 23:22

Toby wrote:Image

Oona Chaplin


that's a lotta smile
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