Your latest crush?

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Neige » 11 Sep 2017, 20:37

I like tits.

I'm with DD. 8-)
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Diamond Dog » 11 Sep 2017, 21:16

Neige wrote:I like tits.

I'm with DD. 8-)


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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Neige » 11 Sep 2017, 21:37

:?

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Re: Your latest crush?

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Neige wrote:I like tits.

Preferably DD. 8-)
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Geezee » 12 Sep 2017, 16:26

Fireplug wrote:Here she is looking less murderous.

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Less murderous? Could have fooled me.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby ORORORO » 12 Sep 2017, 20:19

still the Trivago woman
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Diamond Dog » 12 Sep 2017, 21:41

**SEX COCK** wrote:still the Trivago woman


Her name is Gabrielle Miller :

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Diamond Dog » 12 Sep 2017, 21:44

How about Caitriona Balfe...

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby The Slider » 13 Sep 2017, 08:55

She's got a wonky face
I absolutely would.

Send her and Trivago woman over.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Charlie O. » 14 Sep 2017, 02:54

Diamond Dog wrote:How about Caitriona Balfe...

Very nice.


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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Insouciant Western People » 14 Sep 2017, 13:56

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Gemma Whelan, one of the best things about the (already rather good) BBC TV comedy Upstart Crow.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Geezee » 15 Sep 2017, 08:42

**SX CCK** wrote:still the Trivago woman


I see her everywhere - I was 100% convinced it was Gemma Arterton. They look exactly alike!
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Pansy Puff » 15 Sep 2017, 13:02

Nick wrote:Image

Gemma Whelan, one of the best things about the (already rather good) BBC TV comedy Upstart Crow.


And the new version of Horrible Histories.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Pansy Puff » 21 Sep 2017, 19:26

Speaking of Horrible Histories...
Jessica Ransome
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Dr Markus » 22 Sep 2017, 11:45

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Mentioned before on here I think, but the more clips I see of her the more she comes across as good craic which makes her even more attractive.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby gash on ignore » 24 Sep 2017, 09:09

Oh Isabel x
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby ORORORO » 24 Sep 2017, 09:17

yeah
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby gash on ignore » 24 Sep 2017, 09:20

She's a Tory you know :(
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby ORORORO » 24 Sep 2017, 09:55

Most of them are
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