Your latest crush?

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby German Dave » 25 Jun 2017, 11:13

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby fire and fueryIre » 25 Jun 2017, 17:06

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Susan Sarandon's kid,Eva Amurri.


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Re: Your latest crush?

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby The Slider » 25 Jun 2017, 22:50

I met a really cute girl today.
A flatmate of a friend.
Very pretty and funny and cultured and witty.
During the course of the conversation it emerged that she was born just after the release of What's The Story, Morning Glory?

She's only a year older than Maisie Williams.

I probably still would, but I'd hate myself for it.

Who am I kidding?
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby fucken OCTO-ARM » 28 Jun 2017, 00:03

Count Machuki wrote:Image
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She wasn't looking entirely unattractive today...
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Count Machuki » 28 Jun 2017, 00:06

It's come to my attention that she's a bit wall-eyed
I don't mind
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby sloopjohnc » 28 Jun 2017, 00:10

**NOW PLAYING** wrote:
Count Machuki wrote:Image
:oops:


She wasn't looking entirely unattractive today...


She looks like a melting wax figure, you gotta be kidding me.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Count Machuki » 28 Jun 2017, 00:14

The crush wants what the crush wants, man.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby fucken OCTO-ARM » 28 Jun 2017, 00:23

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Re: Your latest crush?

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby nev harp » 30 Jun 2017, 17:02

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby pcqgod » 30 Jun 2017, 22:10

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby K » 30 Jun 2017, 22:45

Right now it's Wendy
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Re: Your latest crush?

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby teenageriot-1 » 08 Jul 2017, 19:22

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Nicole Snyder, from Slutever and Upset and a bunch of other shit. It's the dream to one day have a beautiful Jewish princess, innit?
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Goat Boy » 08 Jul 2017, 19:37

It's certainly one of my dreams to have a Jewish princess who doesn't look like a bloke, aye
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Hugh » 08 Jul 2017, 19:40

I think that's got mixed up with one of The Slider's photos from when he was 17.

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Samoan » 08 Jul 2017, 20:54

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby K » 08 Jul 2017, 22:11

My daughter's had me watching the Bad Blood video on a daily basis.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby F.o.W » 08 Jul 2017, 22:22

Goat Boy wrote:It's certainly one of my dreams to have a Jewish princess who doesn't look like a bloke, aye



Even I was nearly fooled, she does have a certain boyish charm. :o
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