Your latest crush?

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Goat Boy » 18 May 2017, 11:24

Am I ok to still lust after Sky Ferreira? She is 24!

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Tactful Cactus » 18 May 2017, 11:41

The Slider wrote:I think I made it quite clear - as did Machuki - that I am not perving over her. Rather that I find her charming, cheeky and enjoyable to watch


But this thread is for people you want to ride

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Fireplug » 18 May 2017, 11:56

Nick wrote:Oxford University medievalist academic, writer, TV presenter and thinking man's goth, Dr Janina Ramirez.

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She retweeted something positive I posted about the Barcelona episode of her recent series. I'm glad I didn't post my first thought, which was that she needed to wash her fucking hair.

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Diamond Dog » 18 May 2017, 12:30

Tactful Cactus wrote:
The Slider wrote:I think I made it quite clear - as did Machuki - that I am not perving over her. Rather that I find her charming, cheeky and enjoyable to watch


But this thread is for people you want to ride


Is it?

Who decide on that definition then?!
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Goat Boy » 18 May 2017, 12:31

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Copehead wrote:You are making a fool of yourself.


Muskrat wrote:I'm undemonstrative during shows; no matter how much I enjoy them. People who get up and move around ("dance," if they will) strike me as show-offs

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby neville from norwich » 18 May 2017, 12:32

Makes one pine for the luxurious tonsures of Messers Clark and Bronowski.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby neville from norwich » 18 May 2017, 12:34

Goat Boy wrote:Image


Would you DO HER?
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Goat Boy » 18 May 2017, 12:35

I'd certainly ride her
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Muskrat wrote:I'm undemonstrative during shows; no matter how much I enjoy them. People who get up and move around ("dance," if they will) strike me as show-offs

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby neville from norwich » 18 May 2017, 12:35

Can't see DDogshit's post.

I'm guessing it's that Plaxico fellow?
Diamond Dog wrote:I can only suggest you check the FB thread The Prof started about us - and see how well you did in that me old china.


K wrote:I am bald. I have one friend.


K wrote: (But I am happily married, John)


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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby neville from norwich » 18 May 2017, 12:36

Goat Boy wrote:I'd certainly ride her


FERREIRA TOSSER
Diamond Dog wrote:I can only suggest you check the FB thread The Prof started about us - and see how well you did in that me old china.


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K wrote: (But I am happily married, John)


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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Goat Boy » 18 May 2017, 12:43

Oh gawd she's so hot. Sometimes I can barely stand to look at her.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby neville from norwich » 18 May 2017, 12:43

Hunch then.
Diamond Dog wrote:I can only suggest you check the FB thread The Prof started about us - and see how well you did in that me old china.


K wrote:I am bald. I have one friend.


K wrote: (But I am happily married, John)


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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Goat Boy » 18 May 2017, 12:45

I'll just lie down on me couch with the laptop
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Goat Boy » 18 May 2017, 12:47

Sometimes I just feel like nature is almost torturing me
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Fireplug » 18 May 2017, 12:59

clive gash wrote:Makes one pine for the luxurious tonsures of Messers Clark and Bronowski.


:D Don't get me wrong: I think she's great. But there were some scenes in that episode where she looked like she'd groomed with a bag of chips. Even at the grungiest apex of my youth, I'd have had a wash if I was going on the telly.

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby neville from norwich » 18 May 2017, 13:00

:)
Diamond Dog wrote:I can only suggest you check the FB thread The Prof started about us - and see how well you did in that me old china.


K wrote:I am bald. I have one friend.


K wrote: (But I am happily married, John)


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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Fireplug » 18 May 2017, 13:01

edit: posted by mistake

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Tactful Cactus » 19 May 2017, 18:56

Mary Elizabeth Winstead -- she of Fargo Season 3

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby yomptepi » 19 May 2017, 19:33

Aly Michalka
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You don't like me...do you?

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 23 May 2017, 14:46

Dear Borofan,

This is Alessandra Mastronardi.

Yours,

K-Tel


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