Your latest crush?

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Deebank » 14 May 2017, 09:32

Count Machuki wrote:Image
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Bernard Bresslaw... In a wig

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby borofan » 14 May 2017, 17:47

Pat O'Banton wrote:Image

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We're usually skipping around the function room in our long-johns by now...

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Re: Your latest crush?

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She was one of the contestants on Masterchef. Can't mind her name
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby sloopjohnc » 14 May 2017, 18:15

Count Machuki wrote:Image
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At least Sean Spicer seems to have a conscience and you get the distinct impression he's just doing what he does for the money. She, on the other hand, comes across as a true believer who has a pentangle made with a poor person's blood on her bedroom floor with an autographed photo of Trump in the middle. She is Saruman to Trump's Sauron, that's for sure.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby PresMuffley » 14 May 2017, 18:40

Goat Boy wrote:She was one of the contestants on Masterchef. Can't mind her name


Can we just refer to her as Butterball?
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Count Machuki » 16 May 2017, 15:52

sloopjohnc wrote:
Count Machuki wrote:Image
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[...] She is Saruman to Trump's Sauron, that's for sure.


Yes. She has bewitched me.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 16 May 2017, 15:55

My husband.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Goat Boy » 16 May 2017, 15:56

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby The Great Defector » 16 May 2017, 16:19

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Megyn Kelly, don't care if she's left right, alt left, she's smoooookin.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby nev harp » 16 May 2017, 18:13

Goat Boy wrote:Image

Paris Jackson


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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Charlie O. » 16 May 2017, 18:33

Minnie the Minx wrote:My husband.

About time!
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 16 May 2017, 18:38

Charlie O. wrote:
Minnie the Minx wrote:My husband.

About time!


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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby nev harp » 16 May 2017, 18:41

Naomi (Pointless)
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby The Great Defector » 16 May 2017, 18:44

clive gash wrote:Naomi (Pointless)



Aye it is a bit pointless unless you fire up a picture.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby The Slider » 17 May 2017, 09:10

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She's only 20 and it's not really a fancy as such, but I love Maisie Williams.
She has the cheekiest grin and there's something of the Charlotte Churches about her.
I find her immensely watchable.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby OCT » 17 May 2017, 11:34

Paris Jackson and Megyn Kelly, fuck yeah.

I dunno whether I'm influenced by the fact that they're reading news or what, but BBC and (especially) CNN right now have some real stunners.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby The Great Defector » 17 May 2017, 13:32

I watched the Kickerboxer remake out of sentimental reason due to loving the original as a kid. The biggest bonus of watching the film was seeing this lass for the first time.

Sara Malakul Lane

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Count Machuki » 17 May 2017, 15:09

The Slider wrote:Image

She's only 20 and it's not really a fancy as such, but I love Maisie Williams.
She has the cheekiest grin and there's something of the Charlotte Churches about her.
I find her immensely watchable.


Me too to all of the above.
I feel bad, though, having sorta seen her grow up on Game of Thrones
Happens, I guess.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Goat Boy » 17 May 2017, 15:09

It's the fag, innit?
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