Your latest crush?

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby sloopjohnc » 27 Apr 2017, 18:00

Diamond Dog wrote:Kangana Ranaut.


Gesundheit.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Samoan » 30 Apr 2017, 23:02

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Iain Glen, looking rather fetching tonight in The Red Tent.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby The Unfragrant Ox » 30 Apr 2017, 23:15

The Modernist wrote:They're just silly ads J. No one's interested.


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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Six String » 30 Apr 2017, 23:34

Diamond Dog wrote:Seema Jaswal (BBC Sports 'anchor')

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She looks hyperthyroid. :?

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Six String » 30 Apr 2017, 23:35

Six String wrote:
Diamond Dog wrote:Seema Jaswal (BBC Sports 'anchor')

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She looks hyperthyroid in that top photo.

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Diamond Dog » 30 Apr 2017, 23:40

I have no idea how to diagnose that from a photo, Les?!
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Fonz » 30 Apr 2017, 23:43

Yes. Explain.

Her metabolism looks fine.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Tactful Cactus » 01 May 2017, 11:43

Breef wrote:Ivanka Trump


Really!!? She's dead behind the eyes Breef. The personification of corporate nothingness and the sexual tension with her father would be weird to witness. I don't know you at all but you could do better.

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby The Unfragrant Ox » 01 May 2017, 13:27

She's pure sex.
The Modernist wrote:They're just silly ads J. No one's interested.


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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Tactful Cactus » 01 May 2017, 18:47

Breef wrote:She's pure sex.



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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby The Unfragrant Ox » 01 May 2017, 18:57

:lol:
The Modernist wrote:They're just silly ads J. No one's interested.


German Dave wrote:Have a long hard look in the mirror will you, Coan.


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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Tactful Cactus » 01 May 2017, 19:07

Here's a hypothetical for you: You can have sex with Ivanka, but Donald watches. Yay or nay?

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Darryl Strawberry » 01 May 2017, 19:55

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She can poke around my phone history any day she likes.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Samoan » 02 May 2017, 23:03

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Yanis Varoufakis, on Newsnight tonight.

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby PresMuffley » 03 May 2017, 00:23

Dominique Sanda

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby kewl klive » 11 May 2017, 11:01

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby The Great Defector » 11 May 2017, 12:21

PresMuffley wrote:Dominique Sanda

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Women smoking is a turn off for me.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby yomptepi » 11 May 2017, 12:48

Christina Rosato
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You don't like me...do you?

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Jeemo » 11 May 2017, 13:09

The Great Defector wrote:
PresMuffley wrote:Dominique Sanda

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Women smoking is a turn off for me.



I'm sure she's gutted about that.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby borofan » 11 May 2017, 16:37

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Unidentified as usual. Ignoramus.
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