Your latest crush?

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby SWIMMING POOL HARRINGTON » 14 Apr 2018, 21:56

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Re: Your latest crush?

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Re: Your latest crush?

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Lord Rother » 18 Apr 2018, 09:20

Wrong thread

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Geezee » 18 Apr 2018, 09:38

Yep - "Cost of Getting Drunk" thread.
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Re: Your latest crush?

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby SWIMMING POOL HARRINGTON » 19 Apr 2018, 23:43

oh Nesrine
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Diamond Dog » 13 May 2018, 20:30

Ella Al Shamahi (splendidly presenting a programme about Neanderthals on BBC2 right now - maybe I'll show up, Gash :) ).

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby sloopjohnc » 15 May 2018, 21:53

She's probably close to my daughter's age, but actress Olivia Culpo.

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby SWIMMING POOL HARRINGTON » 15 May 2018, 22:06

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby SWIMMING POOL HARRINGTON » 05 Jun 2018, 10:28

Nobody told me about Lucy Prebble!

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby The Slider » 08 Jun 2018, 23:28

I just came home from a pretty rotten play
It was very well performed however, and the real treat was this absolute goddess in one of the main roles.

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Re: Your latest crush?

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Re: Your latest crush?

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby SWIMMING POOL HARRINGTON » 05 Jul 2018, 18:00

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there's nothing I wouldn't give for half an hour alone with this woman
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Charlie O. » 05 Jul 2018, 18:49

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there's nothing I wouldn't give for half an hour alone with this woman

I only see half a face. Would the full face require a full hour, or just fifteen minutes?
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby harvey k-tel » 05 Jul 2018, 18:50

Is it Billy Idol?
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby SWIMMING POOL HARRINGTON » 05 Jul 2018, 18:56

Charlie O. wrote:
ORORORO wrote:Image

there's nothing I wouldn't give for half an hour alone with this woman

I only see half a face. Would the full face require a full hour, or just fifteen minutes?


:)

I didn't want to cause alarm - the full face is DEVASTATING!


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it's Billy Eyeball!
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Charlie O. » 05 Jul 2018, 20:04

ORORORO wrote:I didn't want to cause alarm - the full face is DEVASTATING!

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