The Newbie Introduction Thread

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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Bride Of Sea Of Tunes » 09 Jun 2017, 18:10

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I've been great. :)


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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Loki » 09 Jun 2017, 20:49

Bride Of Sea Of Tunes wrote:
teenageriot-1 wrote:
Loki wrote:I'm OK. You?

I've been great. :)


Super!

Here you'll get in contact again with the real me you used to be.

You know teenageriot?
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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Ragye » 09 Jun 2017, 21:13

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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Bride Of Sea Of Tunes » 11 Jun 2017, 16:05

Loki wrote:
Bride Of Sea Of Tunes wrote:
teenageriot-1 wrote:I've been great. :)


Super!

Here you'll get in contact again with the real me you used to be.

You know teenageriot?


No, but I do know writer Garrison Keillor.

He invented this funny Deepak Chopra-like phrase.
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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby gary191265 » 03 Jul 2017, 18:48

Hi,

I'm an asylum-seeker from the Hoffman Forums! Can I just come in here and swear occasionally when the rampant misogyny and Beatles worship gets a bit too much, please?

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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby WG Kaspar » 03 Jul 2017, 18:59

gary191265 wrote:Hi,

I'm an asylum-seeker from the Hoffman Forums! Can I just come in here and swear occasionally when the rampant misogyny and Beatles worship gets a bit too much, please?

You can do that regardless
I run out of talent

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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby gary191265 » 03 Jul 2017, 19:06

WG Kaspar wrote:
gary191265 wrote:Hi,

I'm an asylum-seeker from the Hoffman Forums! Can I just come in here and swear occasionally when the rampant misogyny and Beatles worship gets a bit too much, please?

You can do that regardless


Cheers!

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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Jumper K » 03 Jul 2017, 20:44

gary191265 wrote:
WG Kaspar wrote:
gary191265 wrote:Hi,

I'm an asylum-seeker from the Hoffman Forums! Can I just come in here and swear occasionally when the rampant misogyny and Beatles worship gets a bit too much, please?

You can do that regardless


Cheers!

I'm afraid Gary, the Beatles worship is endemic round these parts. I'd leave now.

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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Belle Lettre » 03 Jul 2017, 21:00

But here, you can choose Fun House over Let It Be in a poll. :)
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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 03 Jul 2017, 21:03

Belle Lettre wrote:But here, you can choose Fun House over Let It Be in a poll. :)



Only if you wish to publicly display your musical ignorance.
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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Belle Lettre » 03 Jul 2017, 21:10

Well, it's hardly a secret..
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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby gary191265 » 04 Jul 2017, 00:34

Jumper K wrote:
gary191265 wrote:
WG Kaspar wrote:You can do that regardless


Cheers!

I'm afraid Gary, the Beatles worship is endemic round these parts. I'd leave now.


I see no 300 page thread on who sang the backing vocals on 'A Day in the Life' though...

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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby kath » 04 Jul 2017, 01:13

welcome gary.

yer not kiddin about the rampant misogyny. it was twilight zoney when i was there. you'd have these guys priding themselves on their superior musical knowledge and intelligence, who would come out with variations on...

"a woman doesn't have the higher brain function to appreciate zappa"

or

"women only care about music if they can dance to it"

or

"all those girls peeing themselves for the beatles... women, huh?"

some of those guys have been in a 12-year-old locker room bubble for farrrr too long. the wanking must be *very* good there.

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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby fange » 04 Jul 2017, 01:20

Welcome, gaz.

Start up some threads and have some fun.
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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Deebank » 04 Jul 2017, 08:49

gary191265 wrote:
Jumper K wrote:
gary191265 wrote:
Cheers!

I'm afraid Gary, the Beatles worship is endemic round these parts. I'd leave now.


I see no 300 page thread on who sang the backing vocals on 'A Day in the Life' though...


You will now! :x

(Welcome btw)
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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby gary191265 » 04 Jul 2017, 09:40

kath wrote:welcome gary.

yer not kiddin about the rampant misogyny. it was twilight zoney when i was there. you'd have these guys priding themselves on their superior musical knowledge and intelligence, who would come out with variations on...

"a woman doesn't have the higher brain function to appreciate zappa"

or

"women only care about music if they can dance to it"

or

"all those girls peeing themselves for the beatles... women, huh?"

some of those guys have been in a 12-year-old locker room bubble for farrrr too long. the wanking must be *very* good there.


To be fair, they were right about Zappa ;)

Seriously though, I don't think a lot of them have ever spoken to a woman, other than on a phone sex line or by mouthing the words of male 'actors' while they're watching porn.

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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Copehead » 04 Jul 2017, 18:00

gary191265 wrote:
kath wrote:welcome gary.

yer not kiddin about the rampant misogyny. it was twilight zoney when i was there. you'd have these guys priding themselves on their superior musical knowledge and intelligence, who would come out with variations on...

"a woman doesn't have the higher brain function to appreciate zappa"

or

"women only care about music if they can dance to it"

or

"all those girls peeing themselves for the beatles... women, huh?"

some of those guys have been in a 12-year-old locker room bubble for farrrr too long. the wanking must be *very* good there.


To be fair, they were right about Zappa ;)

Seriously though, I don't think a lot of them have ever spoken to a woman, other than on a phone sex line or by mouthing the words of male 'actors' while they're watching porn.


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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Sneelock » 05 Jul 2017, 23:41

welcome Gary.

I never fit in at Hoffman's. I don't fit in here either but I'm far from the only guy who doesn't seem to give a shit.
I also enjoy swearing as you can see. sadly, I'm worse at the Beatles worship than anyone. But, I'm old. I think I get to do that Rudy Vallee sort of thing.
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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Jumper K » 19 Jul 2017, 09:55

gary191265 wrote:
Jumper K wrote:
gary191265 wrote:
Cheers!

I'm afraid Gary, the Beatles worship is endemic round these parts. I'd leave now.


I see no 300 page thread on who sang the backing vocals on 'A Day in the Life' though...

Thats because I killed the twonk who started it.

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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby zoomboogity » 21 Jul 2017, 22:55

So what happened to Stereo Central, anyway? First they take their forums down, then they let the domain name go. Did they decide they proved their point and call it a day, or what?
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