Stalag HMP Wandsworth

[Samoan]

You couldn't make .. ...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-66743634

There have been no confirmed sightings of Daniel Khalife in the near 36 hours since he escaped prison, police say.
A nationwide manhunt is under way for the 21-year-old ex-soldier, who is suspected of trying to spy for an enemy state, understood to be Iran.

He escaped HMP Wandsworth in South London by clinging to the bottom of a delivery lorry, after slipping out of the kitchen wearing his red checked cooks uniform.

Cdr. Dominic Murphy, head of the Met's Counter Terrorism Command, said it was a "little unusual and perhaps a testament to [Mr Khalife's] ingenuity" that he has not been spotted, despite 50 calls from the public offering "valuable lines of enquiry.

[copehead]

Broken out by the Iranian secret service no doubt.

Although possibly he just used a couple of straps to tie himself under a truck because he realised he could more or less walk out of Wandsworth due to a lack of Prison officers

[Deebank]

Broken out by the Iranian secret service no doubt.

Although possibly he just used a couple of straps to tie himself under a truck because he realised he could more or less walk out of Wandsworth due to a lack of Prison officers

Some posh twat brigadier was on the news saying his exploits were a tribute to the army’s training

[Samoan]

That would certainly be a bonus in any current recruitment drive.

- You too can train to bring our nation to an all-ports warning standstill -