Alex Salmond

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Alex Salmond

Postby The Prof » 26 Mar 2021, 22:40

Saviour of Scotland or Nigel McFarage?
What's he up to?

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Re: Alex Salmond

Postby Minnie the Minx » 26 Mar 2021, 23:15

Here’s the odd thing, I keep reading about this case and listening to all the reports about it on the radio, yet I still haven’t got a fucking CLUE what it’s about!
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Re: Alex Salmond

Postby The Prof » 27 Mar 2021, 00:18

Neither do I.
He's been accused of being a predatory sex pest but Nicola Sturgeon's at fault!

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Re: Alex Salmond

Postby Minnie the Minx » 27 Mar 2021, 00:24

He did a speech and nobody was supposed to hear what it was about but he made it and this made someone else looked guilty but then they weren’t guilty and they were ok but then someone said hmmm, are you innocent though? TECHNICALLY?

I mean that’s the long and short of it right?
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Re: Alex Salmond

Postby Tom Waits For No One » 27 Mar 2021, 01:09

]Maybes aye, maybes naw.

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Re: Alex Salmond

Postby Minnie the Minx » 27 Mar 2021, 01:36

:lol:
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Re: Alex Salmond

Postby harvey k-tel » 27 Mar 2021, 12:27

Minnie the Minx wrote:He did a speech and nobody was supposed to hear what it was about but he made it and this made someone else looked guilty but then they weren’t guilty and they were ok but then someone said hmmm, are you innocent though? TECHNICALLY?

I mean that’s the long and short of it right?


This might be a case for Dr. Markus!
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Re: Alex Salmond

Postby Minnie the Minx » 27 Mar 2021, 12:32

:P
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Re: Alex Salmond

Postby Jock » 27 Mar 2021, 17:18

A WANKER. There I said it. He's now opened the door to the Tories in Scotland :evil: :evil:
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Re: Alex Salmond

Postby Jock » 27 Mar 2021, 17:19

Tom Waits For No One wrote:]Maybes aye, maybes naw.

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Re: Alex Salmond

Postby The Prof » 27 Mar 2021, 18:45

Jock wrote:A WANKER. There I said it. He's now opened the door to the Tories in Scotland :evil: :evil:


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Re: Alex Salmond

Postby yomptepi » 27 Mar 2021, 19:12

The almighty falling out between Salmond and Sturgeon is the gift that just keeps giving. Sturgeon is desperately trying to shut him out of politics, but she keeps tripping up on details. Also her husband has got himself entangled, which has complicated things even more for her. She has been dishonest, disingenuous and outright lied in her efforts to get Salmond locked up. Her total disregard for government finances, and her determination to keep her husbands name out of the campaign to damage Salmond prove she has finally been corrupted by power , and her myopic vision for poor Scotland. Salmond will split the snp vote, and if not let the tories in, he will certainly make things a lot more difficult for Little Jimmy Cranky.
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Re: Alex Salmond

Postby Jock » 28 Mar 2021, 12:44

The Prof wrote:
Jock wrote:A WANKER. There I said it. He's now opened the door to the Tories in Scotland :evil: :evil:


What the feeling on Anas Sarwar, Jock? Do you approve?

No I don't. Not impressed by any of them at the moment
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