Happy Birthday Diamond Dog!!

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Happy Birthday Diamond Dog!!

Postby Minnie the Minx » 28 Jan 2021, 18:36

Now then DD- what is worse than
Missing out on birthday verse?
Maybe scorpions on your eyes
Or scorching irons on your thighs!

Happy Birthday Pete!
You come at the Queen, you best not miss.

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Someone in your line of work usually as their own man cave aka the shed we're they can potter around fixing stuff or something don't they?


Flower wrote:I just did a google search.

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Re: Happy Birthday Diamond Dog!!

Postby Rorschach » 28 Jan 2021, 18:53

I've known this man a good long time
So now I'll raise a toast
To Pete, the worlds best Led Zep fan.
Now, where's my fucking post!?

Happy birthday friend!
Bugger off.

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Re: Happy Birthday Diamond Dog!!

Postby Minnie the Minx » 28 Jan 2021, 19:02

Now you mention postal worry
No-one’s in a fucking hurry
To bring my Estonian order
No doubt held up ‘at the border’
You come at the Queen, you best not miss.

Dr Markus wrote:
Someone in your line of work usually as their own man cave aka the shed we're they can potter around fixing stuff or something don't they?


Flower wrote:I just did a google search.

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Re: Happy Birthday Diamond Dog!!

Postby Charlie O. » 28 Jan 2021, 19:06

Happy Birthday, PeteZepFreak!
Take off the rest of the week!
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Re: Happy Birthday Diamond Dog!!

Postby Flower » 28 Jan 2021, 19:14

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:D
If love could've saved you, you would've lived forever.

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Re: Happy Birthday Diamond Dog!!

Postby Rorschach » 28 Jan 2021, 20:09

Minnie the Minx wrote:Now you mention postal worry
No-one’s in a fucking hurry
To bring my Estonian order
No doubt held up ‘at the border’


Now please remember why we're here
It's not about our postal woes
We're here to give Pete birthday cheer
(We can bitch about him when he goes.)
Bugger off.

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Re: Happy Birthday Diamond Dog!!

Postby Six String » 28 Jan 2021, 20:18

Happy Birthday Pete. Hope it’s a good one.
This is not the year to think about what we don’t have.
It is the year we should be grateful for what we do have.

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Re: Happy Birthday Diamond Dog!!

Postby Minnie the Minx » 28 Jan 2021, 20:19

Rorschach wrote:
Minnie the Minx wrote:Now you mention postal worry
No-one’s in a fucking hurry
To bring my Estonian order
No doubt held up ‘at the border’


Now please remember why we're here
It's not about our postal woes
We're here to give Pete birthday cheer
(We can bitch about him when he goes.)


Fair enough. You have a point.
I won’t put his nose out of joint.
But I’ll add - you should remember
I’ve waited since late November!
You come at the Queen, you best not miss.

Dr Markus wrote:
Someone in your line of work usually as their own man cave aka the shed we're they can potter around fixing stuff or something don't they?


Flower wrote:I just did a google search.

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Re: Happy Birthday Diamond Dog!!

Postby kath » 28 Jan 2021, 20:35

happy birthday, pete! i was gonna rhyme doin the stroll with sweet jelly roll, but then i thought better of it.

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Re: Happy Birthday Diamond Dog!!

Postby Mike Boom » 28 Jan 2021, 21:11

Happy Birthday Diamond Dog
Owner of the Zeppelin catalogue
Absorbs those riffs just like a sponge
(Nobody mention Dyer Maker or the Crunge)

Has anybody seen the bridge?

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Re: Happy Birthday Diamond Dog!!

Postby Rorschach » 29 Jan 2021, 07:14

Minnie the Minx wrote:
Rorschach wrote:
Minnie the Minx wrote:Now you mention postal worry
No-one’s in a fucking hurry
To bring my Estonian order
No doubt held up ‘at the border’


Now please remember why we're here
It's not about our postal woes
We're here to give Pete birthday cheer
(We can bitch about him when he goes.)


Fair enough. You have a point.
I won’t put his nose out of joint.
But I’ll add - you should remember
I’ve waited since late November!


I worry more about his brain
Than what has happened to your letter
His love for Led Zep seems insane
But Pete thinks Crowded House are better!
Bugger off.

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Re: Happy Birthday Diamond Dog!!

Postby soundchaser » 29 Jan 2021, 10:30

There once was an old postal rep,
Whose life had lost most of its pep,
But time came at last,
When he needed a blast,
So he sat down and put on some Zep.

Happy Birthday.

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Re: Happy Birthday Diamond Dog!!

Postby Diamond Dog » 29 Jan 2021, 14:10

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thank you , you funny bunch of bastards!

I am now 364 days from 60 years old.......
I have put the ignorant, inflammatory bore on ignore.

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Re: Happy Birthday Diamond Dog!!

Postby Rorschach » 29 Jan 2021, 14:14

I'm 1,520 days from turning 60.

Unfortunately, in the wrong direction.

Happy birthday Pete!
Bugger off.

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Re: Happy Birthday Diamond Dog!!

Postby mudshark » 29 Jan 2021, 16:43

All the best Pete!
Hopefully we'll all be able to raise a glass together some time soon
There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over

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Re: Happy Birthday Diamond Dog!!

Postby Minnie the Minx » 29 Jan 2021, 17:07

Maybe what’s delayed my parcel
Is an injured metatarsal?
I would have more sympathy
Knowing they must limp to me.
You come at the Queen, you best not miss.

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Someone in your line of work usually as their own man cave aka the shed we're they can potter around fixing stuff or something don't they?


Flower wrote:I just did a google search.

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Re: Happy Birthday Diamond Dog!!

Postby Fonz » 29 Jan 2021, 17:19

Belated Happy Birthday,. Pete.

I hope you're keeping well

GT
Heyyyy!

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