Joke set ups

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Joke set ups

Postby Jimbo » 20 Jan 2021, 07:20

Sometimes the opening line of a joke is as funny as the punchline. I often smile wondering what will happen after this. For example.

Chief Bowel's teepee was set up right where the new railway was to pass.

or

Three army chaplains, a priest, a vicar and a rabbi were playing poker when the sergeant walked in.
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Re: Joke set ups

Postby jimboo » 20 Jan 2021, 10:07

3 anti vaccers walk into an ICU..
If I jerk- the handle jerk- the handle you'll thrill me and thrill me