Happy Birthday Footy

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Happy Birthday Footy

Postby Flower » 12 Dec 2020, 14:16

Happy Birthday!
If love could've saved you, you would've lived forever.

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Re: Happy Birthday Footy

Postby jimboo » 12 Dec 2020, 17:40

Happy birthday Footy x
If I jerk- the handle jerk- the handle you'll thrill me and thrill me

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Re: Happy Birthday Footy

Postby Minnie the Minx » 12 Dec 2020, 17:49

Happy Birthday lovely Andy!
Why not have a quart of brandy?
If that notion makes you quake,
well! Put it in the Xmas Cake!
You come at the Queen, you best not miss.

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Re: Happy Birthday Footy

Postby Six String » 12 Dec 2020, 22:40

Happy birthday Footy wherever you are.
This is not the year to think about what we don’t have.
It is the year we should be grateful for what we do have.

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Re: Happy Birthday Footy

Postby Charlie O. » 12 Dec 2020, 23:47

Have a grand one, Andy!

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Re: Happy Birthday Footy

Postby kath » 13 Dec 2020, 07:55

suddenly, i'm thinkin about a quart of brandy.

i'm a vice-ridden lush, but i'm not sure i could survive a quart of brandy. even though it's the perfect rhyme.

happy birthday, andy.

i would talk about barry manilow's mandy, but... why would i do that?

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Re: Happy Birthday Footy

Postby never/ever » 13 Dec 2020, 08:36

kath wrote:
i would talk about barry manilow's mandy, but... why would i do that?

I'll rise you Kiss - Shandy....

Handy birthday Andy
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