So who'll win the Battle of the Century?

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

Team Depp or Team Heard?

Johnny "Depp"raved
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Amber "Heard"-case
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Readers of the UK's red tops
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Who cares?
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So who'll win the Battle of the Century?

Postby Sam Stone » 16 Jul 2020, 12:09

Anyone been following this epic battle of tit for tat?

Pretty hard to ignore as it's all over the papers and TV news 24/7. In the unlikely event
you're missing out, it's like one of those 1930s or 40s screwball comedies but with drugs,
violence and film star faeces atop the bedspread.

The only way either one of them is likely to have any sort of "career" by the end of it
is if they make a movie with Johnny ("Now where did I put that US$650,000,000?") D or
Amber "Shit The Bed!" Heard in the Tracy and Hepburn roles
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Re: So who'll win the Battle of the Century?

Postby The Prof » 16 Jul 2020, 12:32

I'm not sure how he's protecting his reputation by doing something as undignified as this.

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Re: So who'll win the Battle of the Century?

Postby Sam Stone » 16 Jul 2020, 14:24

The Prof wrote:I'm not sure how he's protecting his reputation by doing something as undignified as this.


There is a long history in the UK libel courts of claimants whose reputations have been judged to have been trashed
winning a derisory sum like a halfpenny in damages.

I suspect that whichever one of this unsavoury pair emerges "victorious" from this case will soon be adding their name
to that list.

Be interesting to see how Meghan Markle gets on in her ongoing case against the Daily Fail

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Re: So who'll win the Battle of the Century?

Postby Copehead » 16 Jul 2020, 15:09

The Prof wrote:I'm not sure how he's protecting his reputation by doing something as undignified as this.


The battle will be won, as all such battles are, by the lawyers.

But hopefully the S*n will get another very expensive buttfucking that will give Murdoch a heart attack.

Looking at the press it seems they are both pretty weird but Heard is what we euphemistically call " a difficult woman".

The exes lining up to stand by Depp suggest that he isn't a wife beater as these things are usually habitual.
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Re: So who'll win the Battle of the Century?

Postby Flower » 16 Jul 2020, 19:20

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