Happy Birthday Slider!

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Happy Birthday Slider!

Postby Minnie the Minx » 22 May 2020, 02:21

Happy birthday dearest John!
Are you wearing a sarong?
Don’t let them tell you that it’s wrong!
Drink all the fizz till it’s gone!


Love ya mate x
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Re: Happy Birthday Slider!

Postby Jumper K » 22 May 2020, 06:34

Keep on kicking against the pricks John. Much love and have a happy birthday.

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Re: Happy Birthday Slider!

Postby Rorschach » 22 May 2020, 08:19

Let's see if I can do this without insulting you or making comments about your sexual preferences:



Happy birthday, John!!
Hope you have a great day!



That was harder than it looked but, nonetheless, sincere.
Bugger off.

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Re: Happy Birthday Slider!

Postby never/ever » 22 May 2020, 11:32

Happy birthday John!

Thanks for the music again and again!
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Re: Happy Birthday Slider!

Postby Belle Lettre » 22 May 2020, 12:01

Happy Birthday dear chap x
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Re: Happy Birthday Slider!

Postby Flower » 22 May 2020, 12:24

Wishing you a happy and healthy birthday.
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Re: Happy Birthday Slider!

Postby The Slider » 22 May 2020, 14:14

Thank you all
It's been a stress
But I haven't stooped
to wearing a dress
yet.
You bet.
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Re: Happy Birthday Slider!

Postby Tom Waits For No One » 22 May 2020, 14:34

All the best John.
Give a shit or be a shit.

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Re: Happy Birthday Slider!

Postby Six String » 22 May 2020, 16:17

Happy Birthday John!

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Re: Happy Birthday Slider!

Postby Dr. Baron » 22 May 2020, 16:23

Sail on, sailor!
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Re: Happy Birthday Slider!

Postby Samoan » 22 May 2020, 16:46

Happy Birthday to you, John.

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Re: Happy Birthday Slider!

Postby harvey k-tel » 22 May 2020, 16:57

Happy fuckin' Birthday, The Slider!!
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Re: Happy Birthday Slider!

Postby Matt Wilson » 22 May 2020, 17:40

Happy birthday, John!

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Re: Happy Birthday Slider!

Postby Positive Passion » 22 May 2020, 19:54

Happy birthday son

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Re: Happy Birthday Slider!

Postby Beebsy » 22 May 2020, 23:39

Twinnie

This time last year, Speake. Things can only get better.
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Re: Happy Birthday Slider!

Postby The Slider » 23 May 2020, 00:19

Thank you, Kind people


harvey k-tel wrote:Happy fuckin' Birthday, The Slider!!


That's more fuckin' like it
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Re: Happy Birthday Slider!

Postby The Slider » 23 May 2020, 00:20

Beebsy wrote:Twinnie

This time last year, Speake. Things can only get better.


or worse :?
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Re: Happy Birthday Slider!

Postby Charlie O. » 24 May 2020, 03:50

Sorry I'm late - Slide on, brother!
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