Crankily thinking of the Coronavirus.

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Crankily thinking of the Coronavirus.

Postby Flower » 13 May 2020, 14:40

I'm so cranky. I hate waiting on line to get into a store, only to have them be sold out of the products that I went to purchase. I am cranky at not being able to travel. I am cranky when I see people NOT socially isolating.

I am crankily thinking that this will never be over.

No sauces today.
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Re: Crankily thinking of the Coronavirus.

Postby souphound » 13 May 2020, 16:01

I'm cranky because my schedule has changed (I'm logged in to work way earlier and go to bed at all times of the day.) Same with eating, all over the map, and t's playing nasty tricks with my digestive system. I'm far too immobile and that's my own fault. Pyjamas all day and sit in my reclining chair, pc in my lap. Not healthy. :x
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Re: Crankily thinking of the Coronavirus.

Postby Sam Stone » 13 May 2020, 16:15

How's this for cranky?

Does the board really need another stupid "phuck dat shit"-type thread?

What next? Has Covid affected what you eat for breakfast?

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Re: Crankily thinking of the Coronavirus.

Postby Jimbly » 13 May 2020, 16:33

How about a Non Political thread about Covid 19?
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Postby Jimbly » 13 May 2020, 16:36

just for clarity the above was a joke
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Re: Crankily thinking of the Coronavirus.

Postby Sam Stone » 13 May 2020, 16:44

My Brother........ wrote:just for clarity the above was a joke


Thank god for that! The arrow on my crankometer had zoomed into the red zone

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Re: Crankily thinking of the Coronavirus.

Postby Flower » 13 May 2020, 17:21

My Brother........ wrote:just for clarity the above was a joke


YAY! I'm glad that you found a compatible donor for your "humor" transplant. :D

*The above remark is a cranky inspired joke. No animals were harmed in the typing.
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Re: Crankily thinking of the Coronavirus.

Postby souphound » 14 May 2020, 15:38

And I need a haircut BIG TIME. There. Stifle people. You have it easy.
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Postby Six String » 14 May 2020, 17:43

souphound wrote:And I need a haircut BIG TIME. There. Stifle people. You have it easy.


Me too! My barber retired at the end of last year so my last haircut was December 28th I think and I procrastinated about finding a new barber and then the gate closed. It's the longest my hair has been in decades. Rebecca is going to give it a trim with some special kind of shears today. At least if it's not a great job no one will see it! :)

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Re: Crankily thinking of the Coronavirus.

Postby Flower » 14 May 2020, 17:58

I wonder if we'll see more shaved heads or the old "my Mom cut my hair using a soup bowl" look?
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Re: Crankily thinking of the Coronavirus.

Postby Carlsson » 14 May 2020, 21:12

Mrs C cut mine.

It looks fine






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Re: Crankily thinking of the Coronavirus.

Postby Flower » 14 May 2020, 21:19

Carlsson wrote:Mrs C cut mine.

It looks fine






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Mrs C is a mohel?
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Re: Crankily thinking of the Coronavirus.

Postby Hightea » 15 May 2020, 04:26

Flower wrote:I wonder if we'll see more shaved heads or the old "my Mom cut my hair using a soup bowl" look?


dorothy hamill haircut

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Re: Crankily thinking of the Coronavirus.

Postby Rorschach » 15 May 2020, 08:22

I always have my hair cut by my wife using electric clippers so it makes no difference to me.
Bugger off.

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Re: Crankily thinking of the Coronavirus.

Postby souphound » 15 May 2020, 16:56

Flower wrote:I wonder if we'll see more shaved heads or the old "my Mom cut my hair using a soup bowl" look?


I'm at the other end of the spectrum. Almost ready for a poney tail. Almost.
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Re: Crankily thinking of the Coronavirus.

Postby Flower » 20 May 2020, 22:18

This is just too much information for anyone to read in one sitting. Thanks Firefox.

https://getpocket.com/explore/coronavir ... ket-newtab

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