Pulling the pud

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Pulling the pud

Postby Powehi » 11 Feb 2020, 16:12

Come on, guys, we all do It every once in a while.

How often do you indulge, and have you ever been caught in the act?

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Re: Pulling the pud

Postby Flower » 13 Feb 2020, 12:15

In the news this morning ...

https://www.cbc.ca/sports/baseball/mlb/ ... -1.5461230

Toronto Blue Jays catcher Reese McGuire is facing a misdemeanour exposure charge after an incident last week in Dunedin, Fla., and a court date has been scheduled for next month, authorities said.

McGuire was arrested for 'exposure of sexual organs' on Friday afternoon and given a notice to appear in a Clearwater, Fla., court on March 16, according to Cpl. Chuck Skipper, a public information spokesman with the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office.

Officers were called to a public parking lot for a person seen sitting inside an SUV exposing himself, the sheriff's office said in a statement, adding the subject was co-operative and did not deny the allegations.

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Re: Pulling the pud

Postby GoogaMooga » 13 Feb 2020, 13:00

There was this guy in high school, he couldn't wait till he got home, so at 3 PM he went straight to the toilet, locked the door, and went about his business. I am just surprised he was so frank about it.
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Re: Pulling the pud

Postby Powehi » 13 Feb 2020, 16:46

Flower wrote:In the news this morning ...

https://www.cbc.ca/sports/baseball/mlb/ ... -1.5461230

Toronto Blue Jays catcher Reese McGuire is facing a misdemeanour exposure charge after an incident last week in Dunedin, Fla., and a court date has been scheduled for next month, authorities said.

McGuire was arrested for 'exposure of sexual organs' on Friday afternoon and given a notice to appear in a Clearwater, Fla., court on March 16, according to Cpl. Chuck Skipper, a public information spokesman with the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office.

Officers were called to a public parking lot for a person seen sitting inside an SUV exposing himself, the sheriff's office said in a statement, adding the subject was co-operative and did not deny the allegations.

:shock:


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Re: Pulling the pud

Postby Minnie the Minx » 13 Feb 2020, 17:07

Powehi wrote:
Flower wrote:In the news this morning ...

https://www.cbc.ca/sports/baseball/mlb/ ... -1.5461230

Toronto Blue Jays catcher Reese McGuire is facing a misdemeanour exposure charge after an incident last week in Dunedin, Fla., and a court date has been scheduled for next month, authorities said.

McGuire was arrested for 'exposure of sexual organs' on Friday afternoon and given a notice to appear in a Clearwater, Fla., court on March 16, according to Cpl. Chuck Skipper, a public information spokesman with the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office.

Officers were called to a public parking lot for a person seen sitting inside an SUV exposing himself, the sheriff's office said in a statement, adding the subject was co-operative and did not deny the allegations.

:shock:


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Re: Pulling the pud

Postby Belle Lettre » 13 Feb 2020, 20:48

I think I preferred that thread years ago where men were asked if they washed their hands after having a piss. Do you remember the surprising number who said they didn't?
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Re: Pulling the pud

Postby Six String » 13 Feb 2020, 22:12

Who can forget this one? viewtopic.php?f=8&t=32179
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Re: Pulling the pud

Postby Robert » 13 Feb 2020, 22:54

Six String wrote:Who can forget this one? http://www.bcb-board.co.uk/phpBB2/viewt ... =8&t=32179
:D


Yeah, that one is classic! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Pulling the pud

Postby Powehi » 14 Feb 2020, 09:50

Interesting how, despite your own avoidance of answering of the questions you yourself frequently pose in NDL (“pudding poll” being just the latest example), you demand that I do so.

Despite my humble scribblings here being an unworthy homage to your vastly superior original thread, I shall endeavour to describe my first "taste" of onanism as one might a dessert.

‘My frenzied early pummelling on the sweet trolley of my manhood was rewarded with the sudden serving up of a rich, creamy mousse.

The end result was a pleasingly translucent creation whose light texture I was repeatedly informed in later life hid a subtle, yet unapologetically insouciant saltiness that positively exploded in the mouth before being swallowed.’

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Re: Pulling the pud

Postby Jimbo » 14 Feb 2020, 10:08

Not many things more embarrassing than when my wife walks in and I'm masturbating to porn and the camera is focused on the guy - or guys. "You have the worst timing," I tell her - like that's an excuse. It must have happened half a dozen times. What the hell is she doing up at 4am?
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Re: Pulling the pud

Postby Flower » 14 Feb 2020, 10:54

Jimbo wrote:Not many things more embarrassing than when my wife walks in and I'm masturbating to porn and the camera is focused on the guy - or guys. "You have the worst timing," I tell her - like that's an excuse. It must have happened half a dozen times. What the hell is she doing up at 4am?


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Re: Pulling the pud

Postby Powehi » 14 Feb 2020, 11:13

Jimbo wrote:Not many things more embarrassing than when my wife walks in and I'm masturbating to porn and the camera is focused on the guy - or guys. "You have the worst timing," I tell her - like that's an excuse. It must have happened half a dozen times. What the hell is she doing up at 4am?


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Re: Pulling the pud

Postby Minnie the Minx » 14 Feb 2020, 12:10

Powehi wrote:Interesting how, despite your own avoidance of answering of the questions you yourself frequently pose in NDL (“pudding poll” being just the latest example), you demand that I do so.


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Re: Pulling the pud

Postby northernsky » 14 Feb 2020, 17:29

GoogaMooga wrote:There was this guy in high school, he couldn't wait till he got home, so at 3 PM he went straight to the toilet, locked the door, and went about his business. I am just surprised he was so frank about it.


Teacher or pupil? :?

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Re: Pulling the pud

Postby GoogaMooga » 14 Feb 2020, 18:03

northernsky wrote:
GoogaMooga wrote:There was this guy in high school, he couldn't wait till he got home, so at 3 PM he went straight to the toilet, locked the door, and went about his business. I am just surprised he was so frank about it.


Teacher or pupil? :?


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Re: Pulling the pud

Postby Jimbo » 15 Feb 2020, 08:37

SPOOGE.
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Re: Pulling the pud

Postby Positive Passion » 15 Feb 2020, 09:21

Eight times a day.

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Re: Pulling the pud

Postby Jimbo » 15 Feb 2020, 10:01

Call me grateful. Porn on demand is literally a dream come true. THANK GOD I got it before I died. I kinda want that on my tombstone. My poor old dad was blind with macular degeneration towards his end and while he was able to watch and bet on horse races with his one good eye peering sideways at the monitor I didn't have the nerve to tell him about the free porn which was only a few clicks away. How would he deal with all those pop up ads? He couldn't find those "x"s with sonar or radar. "JIMBO!" Yeah, I'd be me batting away those annoying gremlins. Better he didn't know. But I do. ;)

What it does to time is fascinating. Hours feel like minutes. If I need to leave the house in a hour I won't do it. I need at least two hours. I mean if I begin on late Tuesday night I probably won't be done til early Wednesday morning.
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Re: Pulling the pud

Postby Powehi » 15 Feb 2020, 11:23

Jimbo wrote:Not many things more embarrassing than when my wife walks in and I'm masturbating to porn and the camera is focused on the guy - or guys. "You have the worst timing," I tell her - like that's an excuse. It must have happened half a dozen times. What the hell is she doing up at 4am?


on reflection, she's probably coming to ask why the computer/DVD keeps playing the same section of film over and over again

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Re: Pulling the pud

Postby Jimbo » 16 Feb 2020, 03:18

Powehi wrote:
Jimbo wrote:Not many things more embarrassing than when my wife walks in and I'm masturbating to porn and the camera is focused on the guy - or guys. "You have the worst timing," I tell her - like that's an excuse. It must have happened half a dozen times. What the hell is she doing up at 4am?


on reflection, she's probably coming to ask why the computer/DVD keeps playing the same section of film over and over again


Nah. She knows. She sees the light under the door and just wants to fuck with me. She'll throw the door open and shout, "What are you doing?" Talk about your triggers. Shock and fear mixed with embarrassment is traumatic. I lost some valuable life minutes thanks to my love of watching pretty naked women doing sexy shit and the manic to whom I'm married.
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