Things that you've read or heard that just made you laugh.

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Postby Flower » 23 May 2021, 13:51

I looked out my back door and saw that a robin had found a worm in my garden, I was delighted and looked at my cat, she was looking at the robin and then looked up at me and started licking her lips. She would love to go out and hunt but she's a totally indoor cat but can dream. :)
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Postby Samoan » 23 May 2021, 19:08

" I shall not partake of crumpets: they are too multicellular and defiantly spongiform."

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Postby Jimbo » 31 May 2021, 04:09

I don't drink much at all these days but last night at a party I got really drunk. I was so drunk I woke up in a bed not my own next to a woman whom I didn't know. And did she look young. Very young. Too young. She soon stirred and I asked her how old she was. "I'm thirty-seven."

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Postby Flower » 31 May 2021, 12:27

Jimbo wrote:I don't drink much at all these days but last night at a party I got really drunk. I was so drunk I woke up in a bed not my own next to a woman whom I didn't know. And did she look young. Very young. Too young. She soon stirred and I asked her how old she was. "I'm thirty-seven."

I am castrating myself with dull scissors as I write this.


That was YOU??? :lol: :lol:

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Postby Minnie the Minx » 31 May 2021, 14:01

*pushes breakfast away*
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Postby Flower » 03 Jun 2021, 11:57

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R.I.P. Bunny Matthews .. thanks for the laughs
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Postby Flower » 06 Jun 2021, 13:18

I've always love Modine Gunch ... :)

https://muckrack.com/modine-gunch/articles
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Postby Minnie the Minx » 07 Aug 2021, 18:45



Thank fuck Odenkirk is doing well.
I just watched this three times through and laughed more each time :D
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Postby Flower » 21 Oct 2021, 12:08

Trump to launch new social media platform TRUTH Social


https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-58990330

Former US President Donald Trump has announced plans to launch a new social media network, called TRUTH Social.

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Postby Tom Waits For No One » 29 Nov 2021, 08:37

Give a shit or be a shit.
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You come at the Queen, you best not miss.

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Postby Minnie the Minx » 02 Dec 2021, 19:55



:)
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Postby Charlie O. » 03 Dec 2021, 20:15

Minnie Cheddars wrote:

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Postby Minnie the Minx » 11 Feb 2022, 13:32

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyl ... n-my-salad


This is the best thing. How heartwarming!
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Postby Minnie the Minx » 27 Jul 2022, 15:34



This guy has made a load of videos and I’m enjoying them!
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