Things that you've read or heard that just made you laugh.

[Minnie the Minx]

Someone I know has a sister called Paige Turner.

[Charlie O.]

Seems like the could have used a more scientific term than "butthole." Like "poop-chute" maybe?

https://www.livescience.com/amp/first-dinosaur-butthole-found.html

I texted that link to my bosses (whom I dearly love). One of them replied "That's old news, Charlie. Don't you get the fossilized butthole updates in your inbox?" I replied, "Given my taste in musicians, you'd think I would."

[Hugh]

Someone I know has a sister called Paige Turner.

I was at school with someone who had a sister called June Buggie.

[Six String]

I had a patient named Ophelia Weiner. I had to go out to the waiting room to get her and while I normally use first and last name in that situation I couldn’t do it. So I asked for Ms Weiner. I didn’t ask but how could you name a child that? Now that I look at it, it might have been spelled Wiener if she was German.

[Minnie the Minx]

Someone I know has a sister called Paige Turner.

I was at school with someone who had a sister called June Buggie.

[Flower]

PETA wants you to stop using animal ‘slurs’ such as ‘pig’ and ‘rat’

https://globalnews.ca/news/7604624/peta ... e-insults/


People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) wants humans to stop using animal words as “slurs” in what it says is a “speciesist” and “supremacist” use of language.

The activist group put out the unusual call on its Twitter account Tuesday, where it claimed that animal-related insults “degrade animals by applying negative human traits to certain species.”

PETA also offered a list of alternative words to use for insults such as “chicken,” “rat” and “pig.”

[Minnie the Minx]

[harvey k-tel]

Someone I know has a sister called Paige Turner.

I was at school with someone who had a sister called June Buggie.

One of my bandmates knows a woman named Jocelyn Brain.

[Flower]

[Samoan]

I was at school with someone who had a sister called June Buggie.

One of my bandmates knows a woman named Jocelyn Brain.

My Dad had a patient called Julius Caesar Shonubi.

[Jimbly]

I worked with a guy that took his wifes name as part of his surname to avoid her being called Julie Poolie.

[Minnie the Minx]

https://twitter.com/thejessgoodwin/stat ... 5404072961

[Minnie the Minx]

I know everyone is probably over this already, but it still cracks me up. The badly muted swearing at the start is glorious.

[Jimbo]

A Henny Youngman joke I heard on YouTube where a traveling salesman goes to a farmer and says how his car broke down and might he spend a night in the farmers house. The farmer says yes but he will have to share a room with his son. The salesman says, "I'm in the wrong joke."

[Minnie the Minx]

https://www.kxan.com/news/watch-texas-a ... oceedings/

[LMG]

[Flower]

[Flower]

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re so good at it.

[Flower]

[Flower]