Things that you've read or heard that just make you laugh.

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Re: Things that you've read or heard that just make you laugh.

Postby Flower » 18 Dec 2020, 12:47

If love could've saved you, you would've lived forever.

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Re: Things that you've read or heard that just make you laugh.

Postby Samoan » 19 Dec 2020, 11:03

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Nonsense to the aggressiveness, I've seen more aggression on the my little pony message board......I mean I was told.

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Re: Things that you've read or heard that just make you laugh.

Postby Flower » 10 Jan 2021, 13:31

‘World’s unluckiest burglars’ butt-dialled police during U.K. heist

https://globalnews.ca/news/7564151/burg ... k-unlucky/

The two best crime-stoppers in the U.K. on Wednesday were also two of its worst suspected criminals after police say they pocket-dialled the authorities in the middle of a burglary.

The incident happened Wednesday evening in Stoke-on-Trent, England, according to Chief Insp. John Owen of Staffordshire Police.

Owen says one of the suspects “accidentally sat on his phone” and dialled 999, the British equivalent of 911.

The operator reported the call to police and stayed on the line while authorities rushed to the scene.

“We received a call detailing all of their antics up to the point of hearing our patrols arrive to arrest them,” Owen tweeted.

:lol:
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Re: Things that you've read or heard that just make you laugh.

Postby Minnie the Minx » 13 Jan 2021, 15:54

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyl ... n-pictures

:D

I mean, any of them really, but the Daley Thompson one is a cracker
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Postby Minnie the Minx » 13 Jan 2021, 15:58

Fucking hell that was from 2014!!
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Re: Things that you've read or heard that just make you laugh.

Postby Tom Waits For No One » 13 Jan 2021, 16:00

Minnie the Minx wrote:https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/gallery/2014/jan/08/worlds-worst-wax-museum-in-pictures

:D

I mean, any of them really, but the Daley Thompson one is a cracker


Noel is very lifelike.
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Postby Minnie the Minx » 13 Jan 2021, 16:01

Prince William looks a little...full on
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Re: Things that you've read or heard that just make you laugh.

Postby The Fish » 13 Jan 2021, 16:25

What is it with dictators ? Mrssolini and Hitler are even more orange than TRump !
We're way past rhubarb

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Re: Things that you've read or heard that just make you laugh.

Postby Minnie the Minx » 13 Jan 2021, 16:32

They demand pillows made of Wotsits!
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