Things that you've read or heard that just make you laugh.

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Postby souphound » 30 Apr 2020, 16:05

Flower wrote:"The majority belief is usually right" ... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Just thinking about Trump.


Just about anything Trump says makes both cringe and laugh.
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Postby Sam Stone » 30 Apr 2020, 16:33

souphound wrote:
Flower wrote:"The majority belief is usually right" ... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Just thinking about Trump.


Just about anything Trump says makes both cringe and laugh.




2016 Popular vote

Trump 62,984,828

Clinton 65,853,514

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Postby Flower » 30 Apr 2020, 17:48

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Postby Sam Stone » 30 Apr 2020, 19:22

Thanks for sharing that, Charlie. Very, very funny parodies

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Postby souphound » 09 May 2020, 17:04

:D :lol:
Footy wrote:Last week, I discovered that the cordless drill I bought about 5 years ago is, in fact, a cordless screwdiver.

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Postby Flower » 12 May 2020, 17:38

"How long a drive was this?" ... I was thinking the same thing ... :lol:
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Postby souphound » 12 May 2020, 20:21

Flower wrote:"How long a drive was this?" ... I was thinking the same thing ... :lol:


I love Norm :lol:
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Postby Flower » 25 May 2020, 17:19




It's okay to kick but not touch other people's balls .. whatever ... :lol:
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Postby Flower » 04 Jun 2020, 22:33

It is written on another forum that I keep writing "But, I ....." so I just checked and haven't written it once ... :lol:
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Postby Charlie O. » 04 Jun 2020, 23:22

Flower wrote:It is written on another forum that I keep writing "But, I ....." but, I just checked and haven't written it once ... :lol:

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Postby Flower » 05 Jun 2020, 00:23

Charlie O. wrote:
Flower wrote:It is written on another forum that I keep writing "But, I ....." but, I just checked and haven't written it once ... :lol:

Fixed.



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Postby Flower » 18 Jul 2020, 19:36

Funny but also sad ...

Teens are dressing up as mask-wearing grandmas to try to score alcohol

https://nypost.com/2020/07/14/teens-are ... e-alcohol/

In a pandemic, no one knows you’re underage.

That’s what Gen Z has discovered as they’ve updated the fake ID for the COVID-19 era, hitting up liquor stores dressed as elderly grandmas wearing coronavirus face masks.

The “prank” has taken social media platform TikTok by storm, with videos of users bedecked as boozehound bubbies — seemingly victorious, bottles in hand — racking up millions of views.

That you get liquor before you turn 21 is, we’re sure, just a bonus.

“PSA: use ur fakes as much as possible bc if you wear a mask they can’t see ur whole face lol,” one adolescent posted to her not-of-legal-age brethren.

“Now that we have to wear masks, this is the best time to buy alcohol with a fake ID since the early 80’s …,” standup comedian Jason Lawhead posted on Twitter.


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*"Bubbie is Yiddish for grandmother.
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Postby Flower » 19 Jul 2020, 11:52

There is a radio commercial for this service ...

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What my husband "thought" he heard was Our robots pack orders. Our teenagers deliver your groceries. :lol:
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