Royal Crown Cola now available in Denmark

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Royal Crown Cola now available in Denmark

Postby GoogaMooga » 28 Dec 2019, 17:06

With little or no fanfare, suddenly you can find Royal Crown Cola on the supermarket shelves here. The fat glass bottles with the retro labels. Cane Sugar and Stevia types I have seen so far. I hate sweetener, but the cane sugar type looked very tempting, and I am happy to confirm that the rumors are true: Royal Crown Cola is the best cola on the market, even better than Pepsi-Cola. The company was founded in Georgia in 1905 by a defector from Coca-Cola, a former salesman called Claud A. Hatcher, who was dissatisfied with the salary he was paid by Coca-Cola. He concocted his own cola with his secret recipe, and even after a few sips of that stuff you can tell the difference. Rich in flavor, crisp and tangy, this is a cola that is steeped in history and ideal for slow sipping - ice-cold, of course. Now I just need a front porch and a rocking chair to get in that Southern state of mind.

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Re: Royal Crown Cola now available in Denmark

Postby Davey the Fat Boy » 28 Dec 2019, 23:56

Keep us informed Googs!
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Re: Royal Crown Cola now available in Denmark

Postby Sneelock » 29 Dec 2019, 01:10

They must make it different than they do over here.
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Re: Royal Crown Cola now available in Denmark

Postby Still Baron » 29 Dec 2019, 11:02

Sneelock wrote:They must make it different than they do over here.


Well, he did say “even better than Pepsi-Cola,” as if that is a benchmark of quality.
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Re: Royal Crown Cola now available in Denmark

Postby Bun-Da-Da » 29 Dec 2019, 12:14

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Re: Royal Crown Cola now available in Denmark

Postby Sneelock » 29 Dec 2019, 13:20

Oh, I get it. Rum not included.
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Re: Royal Crown Cola now available in Denmark

Postby Jimbo » 30 Dec 2019, 08:34

We simply call it RC Cola.
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