Phuck dat shit

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Re: Phuck dat shit

Postby Flower » 23 Jun 2020, 12:14

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Re: Phuck dat shit

Postby Flower » 24 Jun 2020, 11:35

slobs
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Postby Flower » 25 Jun 2020, 11:51

Mean people
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Postby Flower » 27 Jun 2020, 11:49

The BS over Master Bedrooms
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Re: Phuck dat shit

Postby Flower » 28 Jun 2020, 12:43

herd mentality
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Re: Phuck dat shit

Postby Flower » 03 Jul 2020, 11:14

Neighbors with nits.
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Nits for neighbours

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Postby Flower » 04 Jul 2020, 11:01

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Postby Flower » 05 Jul 2020, 11:24

Mirrors that don't work.
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Postby Flower » 06 Jul 2020, 10:27

Random b/s
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Postby Flower » 10 Jul 2020, 11:00

Things that crawl out from under rocks.
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Re: Phuck dat shit

Postby souphound » 10 Jul 2020, 14:43

That portly upstairs neighbour that keeps moving furniture around, throws her shoes to the floor noisefully and then walks around like a herd of bison is on the loose. I don't mind when this happens at 7/8 pm, but at 11/12, I get fuming. :evil:
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Postby Flower » 16 Jul 2020, 10:11

The constant door slamming on the other side of the semi .. this morning it was 3:45 AM. She tells us that she is a good neighbor who not only slams her door 24/7 but stinks up our porch with her cigarette smoke and tosses her butts against our garage in the back of the house. :(
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Re: Phuck dat shit

Postby Minnie Cheddars » 16 Jul 2020, 12:44

Flower wrote:The constant door slamming on the other side of the semi .. this morning it was 3:45 AM. She tells us that she is a good neighbor who not only slams her door 24/7 but stinks up our porch with her cigarette smoke and tosses her butts against our garage in the back of the house. :(


What did she have for breakfast?
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Postby Flower » 16 Jul 2020, 12:53

Minnie the Minx wrote:What did she have for breakfast?


Dog biscuits! Which explains why she's barking mad. Not that I care. :lol:
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Re: Phuck dat shit

Postby souphound » 16 Jul 2020, 14:19

Flower wrote:
Minnie the Minx wrote:What did she have for breakfast?


Dog biscuits! Which explains why she's barking mad. Not that I care. :lol:



Very funny mesdames. :P
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Re: Phuck dat shit

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Having a BCBer as your next door neighbour
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Re: Phuck dat shit

Postby souphound » 16 Jul 2020, 16:36

The bachelor's bane - throwing out food that Should have been used/frozen/eaten.....
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Postby Flower » 16 Jul 2020, 19:13

Sam Stone wrote:Having a BCBer as your next door neighbour


Not everyone could be that lucky ... :lol: :lol:
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Re: Phuck dat shit

Postby Flower » 18 Jul 2020, 11:21

Running out of half & half ... :(
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