Phuck dat shit

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Re: Phuck dat shit

Postby Sam Stone » 20 May 2020, 12:10

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Postby Flower » 21 May 2020, 11:36

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Postby Flower » 22 May 2020, 10:50

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Postby Flower » 23 May 2020, 12:02

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Postby Flower » 24 May 2020, 13:47

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Postby Flower » 25 May 2020, 11:33

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Postby Flower » 26 May 2020, 11:53

More Covidiots
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Postby Flower » 27 May 2020, 12:33

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Postby Flower » 28 May 2020, 13:02

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Postby Flower » 29 May 2020, 11:59

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Postby Flower » 30 May 2020, 11:25

Riots
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Re: Phuck dat shit

Postby Minnie the Minx » 30 May 2020, 15:06

Flower wrote:Riots


Ooh, just wait till your grocery store runs out of everything bagels, missy.
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Postby Flower » 30 May 2020, 15:20

Minnie the Minx wrote:
Flower wrote:Riots


Ooh, just wait till your grocery store runs out of everything bagels, missy.


They sell bagels at grocery stores? I get mine from a bagel factory. I guess that Hightea does too but he seems to be missing in action. Perhaps he's hunting down bagels or just live bands? :D
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Re: Phuck dat shit

Postby Flower » 31 May 2020, 13:44

Exchange rates.
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Re: Phuck dat shit

Postby Jimbo » 01 Jun 2020, 07:56

Flower wrote:Covidiots


You rang?
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Postby Flower » 01 Jun 2020, 11:56

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Postby Flower » 02 Jun 2020, 11:25

Weed whackers.
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Postby souphound » 02 Jun 2020, 16:30

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Postby Flower » 03 Jun 2020, 11:51

Scam phone calls.
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Re: Phuck dat shit

Postby Flower » 04 Jun 2020, 10:55

Humidity
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