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in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Flower » 08 Apr 2020, 12:09

Due to new Coronavirus restrictions on non-essential friends and family .. Passover will be celebrated in the Fall. Matzoh hoarding feared.
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Postby Flower » 09 Apr 2020, 11:15

Minions wanted! Must be able to stand on long lines and do "smart shopping" .. many benefits including masks and hand sanitizer galore.
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Postby Flower » 10 Apr 2020, 12:35

Large dogs are being adopted by the hundreds as people train them to pick up groceries. These stories will warm your heart.
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Postby Flower » 11 Apr 2020, 11:41

Coronovirus related signs spotted around town ... "Only one Parson allowed in store at any time" and many others.
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Postby Flower » 12 Apr 2020, 12:19

The Easter Bunny has been given a warning about "social distancing" .. His expression is priceless.
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Postby Flower » 13 Apr 2020, 12:15

The FDA approves Garlic-V spray, it's guaranteed to keep vermin, vampires, vitriolic people and all vile things at bay. Click now.
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Postby Flower » 14 Apr 2020, 11:23

New on the market Zut! The spray that you need in this time of unrest to zap zealots, zombies and stop the zoomies. Buy four, get one free.
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Postby Samoan » 14 Apr 2020, 12:02

What a strange thread...one of many.



Ah I get it, all started by the currently absent Jimmy.
Nonsense to the aggressiveness, I've seen more aggression on the my little pony message board......I mean I was told.


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Postby Flower » 15 Apr 2020, 14:51

Stray dog digs up a bag of gold coins in man's yard. See what happens next.
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Postby Flower » 16 Apr 2020, 10:14

Woman researching her family tree, finds shocking branches. It leaves her floored.
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Postby Flower » 17 Apr 2020, 10:42

Woman dials the wrong number and wins millions. This is what happened.
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Postby Flower » 18 Apr 2020, 11:12

When good things happen to bad people. Seven stories that will break your heart.
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Postby Flower » 19 Apr 2020, 13:07

Man fined 2.3 million dollars (USD) for attempting to hijack a neighbor's Wifi. Here's the story.
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Postby Flower » 20 Apr 2020, 11:59

Things you didn't know about the powers of the FCC. Be careful where you trend.
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Postby Flower » 21 Apr 2020, 10:40

A strange side effect of the Coronavirus is a major increase in Libel and Slander cases. Here are the stats.
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Postby Flower » 22 Apr 2020, 11:17

The seven most popular lockdown snacks.
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Postby Flower » 23 Apr 2020, 10:48

Man digs tunnel to his girlfriend's house but get ratted out by neighbors to Code Enforcement for tunneling without the proper permit.
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Postby Flower » 24 Apr 2020, 10:41

It's a new world! Comex to trade kitty litter futures as clay supplies run out. Here is why it's a good thing.
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Postby Flower » 25 Apr 2020, 12:33

Neighbors "screw" social distancing order and throw a drunken "block party" .. Want to purchase a house cheap? Many on the same lane.
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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Flower » 26 Apr 2020, 12:32

Man slanders neighbors in front of community. You would not believe the size of the huge judgement against him. WOW!!!!
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