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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Flower » 19 Mar 2020, 09:53

Why chicken soup might be the cure for the coronavirus.
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Postby Flower » 20 Mar 2020, 10:57

''Seniors hijack truck loaded with toilet paper. Only three deaths in the ensuing battle.
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Postby Flower » 21 Mar 2020, 11:45

Bald man sprays PAM on his head. See what happens next .. :D
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Postby Flower » 22 Mar 2020, 11:38

Alan Greenspan explains the new toilet paper economy as the US goes from USD to TPD.
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Postby Flower » 23 Mar 2020, 11:30

After a very bitter custody battle, a woman "wins" all the couple's Lysol.
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Postby Flower » 24 Mar 2020, 10:55

Isolation Village has the best sale on Hermit Huts. Fifty percent off on the Herman model today.
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Postby Flower » 25 Mar 2020, 11:09

Man caught selling eggs on the black market. His defense is that someone scrambled his brains. The jury is still out.
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Postby Flower » 26 Mar 2020, 10:15

Teleporting and other safe ways to travel.
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Postby Flower » 27 Mar 2020, 10:49

How to tell a tweet from a twit from a twat. A good life's lesson.
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Postby Flower » 28 Mar 2020, 10:26

Coronavirus! It's causing us to become an overweight world. Here's the average weight gain by nation.
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Postby Flower » 29 Mar 2020, 11:29

1950's bomb shelter sets record price at auction.
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Postby Flower » 30 Mar 2020, 11:56

Lock down fever? How to avoid going crazy being locked in with your family.
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Postby Flower » 31 Mar 2020, 11:27

The secret lives of Russian oligarchs and how their fortunes might be flushed away.
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Postby Flower » 01 Apr 2020, 11:43

https://www.freekibble.com/ ... How you can feed shelter animals.
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Postby Flower » 02 Apr 2020, 10:12

Man finds one hundred dollar bill in roll of toilet paper. Is this what started it all?
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Postby Flower » 03 Apr 2020, 10:55

Invest in food trucks! The best post Coronavirus investment, see why.
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Postby Flower » 04 Apr 2020, 11:31

Sex worker demands to only be paid in toilet paper. Here is her price list ... bring on your Charmin!
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Postby Flower » 05 Apr 2020, 11:54

Hyperactive spouse or child? Check out our "Coronavirus" threadmill specials. Unlimited time offer.
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Postby Flower » 06 Apr 2020, 12:04

Twelve year old girl makes $16,000.00 USD in one week selling her family's hoarded supplies. Her parent's reaction is priceless!
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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Flower » 07 Apr 2020, 11:12

Become a Pied Piper! A fast growing demand for them as rats take over the streets of the New Orleans French Quarter and other cities.
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