QUESTION TIME

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QUESTION TIME

Postby Minnie the Minx » 01 Nov 2019, 13:21

What's the difference between "cleansing" and "cleaning"?

What costs absolutely fuck all to buy and cook and still taste nice?

Bed "cushions" - YES or HELL NO?

I had a dream that Marmite was made of marmots - do you think there's any truth in that?

How big would the average bluebottle have to grow to before you ran from it in terror?
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Re: QUESTION TIME

Postby The Prof » 01 Nov 2019, 13:25

Run "FROM" it?

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Re: QUESTION TIME

Postby Minnie the Minx » 01 Nov 2019, 20:16

:x
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Re: QUESTION TIME

Postby Matt Wilson » 01 Nov 2019, 23:09

What's the difference between "cleansing" and "cleaning"? The letter 's.'

What costs absolutely fuck all to buy and cook and still taste nice? A can of chili poured over some Fritos with grated cheese and hot sauce on top.

Bed "cushions" - YES or HELL NO? Aesthetically, yes, but practically, no.

I had a dream that Marmite was made of marmots - do you think there's any truth in that? I do believe you had that dream, yes.

How big would the average bluebottle have to grow to before you ran from it in terror? Bluebottles grow?

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Re: QUESTION TIME

Postby Jimbo » 01 Nov 2019, 23:48

What's the difference between "cleansing" and "cleaning"?

Cleansing requires some water and some elbow juice while cleaning is dry work can be anything from dusting to filing.

What costs absolutely fuck all to buy and cook and still taste nice?

Spaghetti with butter, salt and parmigian cheese.


Bed "cushions" - YES or HELL NO?

Sure, if they're cuddly.

I had a dream that Marmite was made of marmots - do you think there's any truth in that?

Sure, if they're cuddly.

How big would the average bluebottle have to grow to before you ran from it in terror?

Wutz a bluebottle?
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Re: QUESTION TIME

Postby Flower » 02 Nov 2019, 12:07

What's the difference between "cleansing" and "cleaning"?
Cleansing is when you exorcise the dirt. Cleaning doesn't involve a priest or Rabbi. Or what Matt said.

What costs absolutely fuck all to buy and cook and still taste nice?
Eggs or pasta.

Bed "cushions" - YES or HELL NO?
Heavenly on couches not so much on beds.

I had a dream that Marmite was made of marmots - do you think there's any truth in that?
I'm not the dream police. If you're worried, call the society for the protection of cruelty to rodents to ease your mind.

How big would the average bluebottle have to grow to before you ran from it in terror?
I would have to clearly see Jeff Goldblum's face. I doubt if I'd run in fear from Blue Bottle Coffee.
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Re: QUESTION TIME

Postby Minnie the Minx » 05 Nov 2019, 14:40

I have no idea. Let's do away with one of them.

Lentil casserole! Four big potatoes, two cups of red lentils, one onion, a quart of veg stock and two bay leaves. Slice the potatoes and onions into very thin rounds. Start layering the bottom of a casserole dish: lentils, bay leaf, onions, potatoes, and repeat until you run out of food. Cover with veg stock and tin foil, put in the oven at 400 for hour and half. Take the foil off and cook for further twenty minutes. Ace! And about two quid.

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I've looked very carefully at marmots and I don't think they look like they taste of yeast, so no.

The size of a melon.
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Re: QUESTION TIME

Postby Polishgirl » 05 Nov 2019, 22:15

What's the difference between "cleansing" and "cleaning"?
~ cleansing is for skin; cleaning is for toilets.
What costs absolutely fuck all to buy and cook and still taste nice?
~ Aldi’s super noodles.
Bed "cushions" - YES or HELL NO?
~ I read that as ‘beef cushions’. :o As to the actual question, what is the point of them? You’ve got pillows on your bed: job done.
I had a dream that Marmite was made of marmots - do you think there's any truth in that?
~ No, that’s crazy. It’s made of marmalade and mites.
How big would the average bluebottle have to grow to before you ran from it in terror?
~ size of a hedgehog.
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