happy birthday kath

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happy birthday kath

Postby Minnie the Minx » 16 Oct 2019, 14:58

I hope that you run a bath
Sit in it with lots of hash
Get someone to make you laugh
Happy birthday, darling Kath xxxxxxxxxx
You come at the Queen, you best not miss.

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Re: happy birthday kath

Postby Samoan » 16 Oct 2019, 15:06

Happy Birthday Treacle. XXXXX
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Re: happy birthday kath

Postby Flower » 16 Oct 2019, 15:54

Happy Birthday!
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Re: happy birthday kath

Postby Sneelock » 16 Oct 2019, 17:34

Happy birthday, kath. The internet is a better place with you in it.
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Re: happy birthday kath

Postby harvey k-tel » 16 Oct 2019, 18:20

Happy fucquin' Birthday, Kath!!
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Re: happy birthday kath

Postby Charlie O. » 16 Oct 2019, 18:32

mmmmmmmmmmwwWWAAHH!!
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Re: happy birthday kath

Postby never/ever » 16 Oct 2019, 22:10

Hi Kath,

Hope the move went swell
And you're among some real fine folk
Celebrate joy, not this year of hell
I'll buy you a fucquin gotdamn Coke.


hb
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Re: happy birthday kath

Postby Hightea » 16 Oct 2019, 22:11

happy birthday Kath!

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Re: happy birthday kath

Postby soundchaser » 16 Oct 2019, 22:28

COME BACK SOON, KATH! Happy Birthday.

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Re: happy birthday kath

Postby soundchaser » 16 Oct 2019, 22:29

never/ever wrote:Hi Kath,

Hope the move went swell
And you're among some real fine folk
Celebrate joy, not this year of hell
I'll buy you a fucquin gotdamn Coke.


hb


He’s going to buy you some goddamn Coke. Wow.

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Re: happy birthday kath

Postby Tom Waits For No One » 16 Oct 2019, 22:38

All the best kath
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Re: happy birthday kath

Postby Belle Lettre » 16 Oct 2019, 23:37

Happy Birthday dear Kath x
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Re: happy birthday kath

Postby Fonz » 17 Oct 2019, 10:08

Many happy returns!
Heyyyy!

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Re: happy birthday kath

Postby Mike Boom » 17 Oct 2019, 22:51

Happy Birthday !

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Re: happy birthday kath

Postby Six String » 19 Oct 2019, 20:13

Happy Birthday Kath. Sorry for the late post but my wifi on the road has been particularly bad for the last three days. Hope you are doing well. Miss you.

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Re: happy birthday kath

Postby kath » 22 Oct 2019, 20:48

thanks be to everyone for the wonderful wishes. and the pertry. and the fucquin gotdamn coke.

i've decided i can no longer keep track of time. everything henceforth will be pre-halloween, halloween, then post-halloween. to simplify is a good thing.

the move went fine. the five cats in the car handled the heat remarkably well.

i'm not really unpacking, just eating. this is my choice. i am happy with it.

::smack::