What’s pissed you off today?

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Re: What’s pissed you off today?

Postby Jimbo » 04 Dec 2019, 01:00

Flower wrote: They were also out of both mixed berry and blue berry muffins, so I had to settle for lemon cranberry. I like lemon cranberry but I'm more in a mixed berry mood.


Try the "everything" muffin. ;)
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Re: What’s pissed you off today?

Postby Flower » 04 Dec 2019, 01:18

Not appealing ... I like bananas but just as bananas, not in puddings, bread, muffins, etc.

https://www.rachaelrayshow.com/recipes/ ... ng-muffins
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Re: What’s pissed you off today?

Postby Jimbo » 04 Dec 2019, 01:42

Flower wrote: I like bananas but just as bananas, not in puddings, bread, muffins, etc.


:o

Banana ice cream, banana smoothie, those yellow, desiccated, trick or treat banana candy, the dehydrated banana in all the best cereals. Come. On. More banana in EVERYTHING! Who wants sliced banana on their burger? Me? Maybe?
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Re: What’s pissed you off today?

Postby Flower » 04 Dec 2019, 10:48

Your banana loving ways doesn't piss me off. Enjoy, you can have my share of banana pudding, muffins, candies, etc. Just don't blame me or your wife if the bananas make you fat. There have been several "fad" banana diets over the years. Here is one that was popular in Japan.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morning_banana_diet
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Re: What’s pissed you off today?

Postby harvey k-tel » 04 Dec 2019, 15:21

"morning banana"

Nice try, but I'm not clicking on that!
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Re: What’s pissed you off today?

Postby Flower » 04 Dec 2019, 15:32

Harvey! I'd never attempt to get you to click anything. For the record, I don't post porn, so everyone is safe .. :)
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Re: What’s pissed you off today?

Postby Jimbo » 04 Dec 2019, 18:52

That damn cabinet handle. Try to be a nice guy and wash dishes but every time I'm standing at the sink I hit my head on that damn handle and I want to rip the cabinet off the wall and smash it into a million pieces.

But then you know what she'll do? She'll say, "What the hell did you do?" And I'll say, "I kept hitting my head on that damn handle." She'll mock me and repeat my words with a snotty accent. "I kept hitting my head on that damn handle." I'll say, "I did." She'll say, "I did." And then she won't talk to me. The silent treatment. Fellas, doncha just hate the silent treatment? Cuz when my anger over the stupid handle is long gone I'll approach her and ask, "Are you still mad at me?" She'll look up from the bowl of cereal she's eating instead of the cooked meal she'd planned but can't cook because there's a smashed and splintered cabinet all over her kitchen floor she'll say, "What the fuck, you idiot!"

That damn handle ....
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Re: What’s pissed you off today?

Postby harvey k-tel » 04 Dec 2019, 18:59

Why don't you get rid of the handle?
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Re: What’s pissed you off today?

Postby Flower » 04 Dec 2019, 19:13

Why doesn't she get rid of the idiot?? :lol:
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Re: What’s pissed you off today?

Postby Jimbo » 04 Dec 2019, 20:36

harvey k-tel wrote:Why don't you get rid of the handle?


It's integral to the damn cabinet.
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Re: What’s pissed you off today?

Postby Flower » 05 Dec 2019, 11:59

Neighbors having a screaming match at 4 AM. The guy who's home is attached to these screaming zombies is so terrified of them that he'll not say a word to them about the noise or anything else.
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Re: What’s pissed you off today?

Postby Flower » 06 Dec 2019, 12:22

The foster cat raced out but he didn't like the snow and came back in after a few minutes. I don't have time to chase him, we have mean animal hating neighbors, so that's also a worry but he's inside now.
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Re: What’s pissed you off today?

Postby Jimbly » 06 Dec 2019, 21:04

That it's the last night of our holiday. Back home tomorrow. Although on Sunday we are meeting up with The Wee Guy and Madame, which will be nice.
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Re: What’s pissed you off today?

Postby Samoan » 07 Dec 2019, 10:24

The outcome of this US trial.

Elon Musk and his legal team are beneath contempt. They hand picked that jury for simpletons and those (hypothetically) susceptible to leverage

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50695593
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Re: What’s pissed you off today?

Postby The Prof » 07 Dec 2019, 10:35

I saw that on the news this morning. I think the verdict was wrong but £145 million was a bit ambitious

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Re: What’s pissed you off today?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 07 Dec 2019, 18:41

Samoan wrote:
They hand picked that jury for simpletons and those (hypothetically) susceptible to leverage



Who was on the jury?
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Re: What’s pissed you off today?

Postby soundchaser » 07 Dec 2019, 22:19

The football thugs who frightened my daughter and two young granddaughters in a car park recently.

Society's fucked, unfortunately.

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Re: What’s pissed you off today?

Postby Sam Stone » 08 Dec 2019, 10:23

Minnie the Minx wrote:
Samoan wrote:
They hand picked that jury for simpletons and those (hypothetically) susceptible to leverage



Who was on the jury?


Was reading in the UK press this am that a couple of the jurors in the case have given interviews after being discharged by the judge. One of them, a man called Carl Shusterman, apparently owns (or formerly owned) two Tesla cars.

Seems odd that Unsworth's legal team didn't challenge this potential conflict of interest pre-trial.

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Re: What’s pissed you off today?

Postby Six String » 09 Dec 2019, 04:37

This woman that shows up at our jam sessions who can't sing and thinks that just because she can google lyrics on her phone that she can pull it off. :twisted:

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Re: What’s pissed you off today?

Postby harvey k-tel » 09 Dec 2019, 14:01

Some cunt ate the banana that I had taped to the wall for safekeeping. :x :x :x
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