Wednesday’s five questions!

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Wednesday’s five questions!

Postby Minnie the Minx » 02 Oct 2019, 15:59

You're given a Ken Burns style package to make a documentary. What's it going to be about? Who will narrate?
Can you administer CPR?
Do animals like you?
Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?
RITZ crackers: your verdict!
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Re: Wednesday’s five questions!

Postby Matt Wilson » 02 Oct 2019, 16:54

You're given a Ken Burns style package to make a documentary. What's it going to be about? Who will narrate?
Something to do with rock, I guess - but that's really too big a topic for a documentary, so it would have to be on a smaller genre of rock. Say punk, garage rock, surf, rockabilly, psychedelia, etc. Actually, I like that last one the best. Make it psychedelia. Get someone from that actual '60s scene to narrate.
Can you administer CPR?
I was trained in the '90s. Not sure I recall everything but I'd probably give it a go if no one else is going to step up to the plate.
Do animals like you?
Never thought of it, but I sure like them. Dogs especially.
Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?
It's as real as it gets.
RITZ crackers: your verdict!
Fine, but I don't buy them.

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Re: Wednesday’s five questions!

Postby Flower » 02 Oct 2019, 17:12

Minnie the Minx wrote:You're given a Ken Burns style package to make a documentary. What's it going to be about? Who will narrate?
Cats .. the late George Page but if that's not possible, Betty White.

Can you administer CPR?
I took one class, long ago .. I doubt it.

Do animals like you?
Yes, animals and bugs such as butterflies, bees, dragonflies, praying mantis, etc. I create a safe haven in my garden with delightful plants and flowers for them to enjoy. I rescue cats and also attempt to reunion lost pets with their owners.

Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?
It must be real as I can create a better fantasy for animals, humans and this planet.

RITZ crackers: your verdict
What no multigrain Ritz? It depends upon my mood, not my favorite crackers but nice with cream cheese from time to time.!
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Re: Wednesday’s five questions!

Postby Samoan » 02 Oct 2019, 18:01

You're given a Ken Burns style package to make a documentary. What's it going to be about? Who will narrate?
I have no idea who he is.

Can you administer CPR?
In theory yes, in practice not any more, I have left golfers elbow, right tennis elbow and not enough upper body strength to keep it going proficiently.

Do animals like you?
Wasps like me too much.

Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?

This is it, Baby.

RITZ crackers: your verdict!
A bit tasteless. I think they've changed the recipe - they used to be cheesier.

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Re: Wednesday’s five questions!

Postby Six String » 02 Oct 2019, 18:39

You're given a Ken Burns style package to make a documentary. What's it going to be about? Who will narrate?

Tea narrated by Mary Lou and Robert Heiss.

Can you administer CPR?
Of course. After being in patient care since I was 19 I've had plenty of training though in all that time I never had to perform it on an actual patient.

Do animals like you?

Yes although one friend had a dog that decided one day he didn't like me anymore and would growl at me when I came over to visit. I have no idea what might have prompted this and my friend was pretty stressed out and embarassed about it. I have never encountered such a thing in my life so I was truly puzzled. The dog died and took his secret to the grave.

Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?

It's as real as a cucumber.

RITZ crackers: your verdict!

I haven't eaten one in many years but I grew up with them so they're ok I guess but I prefer other crackers like Carr's watercrackers or Blue Diamond's Nut Thins.

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Re: Wednesday’s five questions!

Postby toomanyhatz » 02 Oct 2019, 18:54

You're given a Ken Burns style package to make a documentary. What's it going to be about? Who will narrate?

Something on art and spirituality. And who else to narrate but God himself, Morgan Freeman?

Can you administer CPR?

Not to save my (or your) life. I should probably learn.

Do animals like you?

Generally speaking, yes. Cats in particular seem to gravitate toward me naturally. The feeling is mutual.

Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?

I haven't a clue, and that's fine with me. I embrace the mystery. It doesn't really matter, does it? I mean, either way, it seems to be out of my control, so...

RITZ crackers: your verdict!

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Re: Wednesday’s five questions!

Postby Hightea » 02 Oct 2019, 20:13

You're given a Ken Burns style package to make a documentary. What's it going to be about? Who will narrate?the history of mountain climbing with a side story of trail making. Morgan Freeman
Can you administer CPR?I did long ago but not sure I would trust me now
Do animals like you?for the most part yes including bugs that love to walk on, bite/sting me. Most cats and dogs can sense I'm a friend.
Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?Fantasies turning into truth
RITZ crackers: your verdict!not really a fan, they were good as a kid but consider other crackers these days and of course add cheese.

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Re: Wednesday’s five questions!

Postby John aka Josh » 02 Oct 2019, 23:05

You're given a Ken Burns style package to make a documentary. What's it going to be about? Who will narrate?

Slightly torn between the Spanish Civil War or the Nazi & Soviet occupation of Poland. Poland takes it, narrated by Antony Beevor.

Can you administer CPR?

Mmmm - only if there was no one with any training present, in which case I'd give it a go.

Do animals like you?

A small range of the larger mammals, generally yes. Usually a hit with cattle, horses, dogs and cats.

Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?

Not sure, but I'm definitely trapped into it.


RITZ crackers: your verdict!

OK, but I prefer a crispbread/cracker with a larger surface area & oats within them.
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Re: Wednesday’s five questions!

Postby Minnie the Minx » 10 Oct 2019, 02:00

You're given a Ken Burns style package to make a documentary. What's it going to be about? Who will narrate?

Either YORKSHIRE, with narration by David Hockney
Or CATS! With narration by whoever did the voice for "Top Cat" - and they have to maintain that voice throughout

Can you administer CPR?

Like a fuckin' boss

Do animals like you?

Oh I hope so. Because I really, really like them.

Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?

Can I go 50/50?

RITZ crackers: your verdict!

Oh, they're ace aren't they? However, they are probably just pipped to the post by TUC biscuits.
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Re: Wednesday’s five questions!

Postby Positive Passion » 10 Oct 2019, 06:26

Cats like me.

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Re: Wednesday’s five questions!

Postby Kid P » 10 Oct 2019, 09:47

You're given a Ken Burns style package to make a documentary. What's it going to be about? Who will narrate?

Dixie Dean, narrated by Donald Sinden

Can you administer CPR?

Not strictly

Do animals like you?

Yes, by and large

Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?

Entirely dependent on Guinness intake

RITZ crackers: your verdict!

I no longer take milk in anything, so...
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Re: Wednesday’s five questions!

Postby Scuzz » 10 Oct 2019, 10:40

You're given a Ken Burns style package to make a documentary. What's it going to be about? Who will narrate?

The real (less interesting) Peaky Blinders narrated by Benjamin Zephania

Can you administer CPR?

Not without a quick check first, I'm always too scared of breaking a rib

Do animals like you?

Yes, I've never met one that didn't...I'm an animal magnet...birds mostly love me

Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?

Definitely real...and a tad dull

RITZ crackers: your verdict!

Only at Christmas if they're already in the 'Crackers for Cheese' box

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Re: Wednesday’s five questions!

Postby Polishgirl » 10 Oct 2019, 15:07

You're given a Ken Burns style package to make a documentary. What's it going to be about? Who will narrate?
The loveliness of Poland narrated by Martin Clunes

Can you administer CPR?
I had a first aid certificate from Butlins in 1980 but not sure how rusty my skillz are now. I know you have to hum ‘Stayin’ Alive’ while you’re doing it.

Do animals like you?
Yes, very much so. And babies/small children.

Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?
Shizz is real.

RITZ crackers: your verdict!
Boring. Like the Lorraine Kelly of crackers. Jacob’s, please.
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Re: Wednesday’s five questions!

Postby Johnny Fartpants » 10 Oct 2019, 20:15

You're given a Ken Burns style package to make a documentary. What's it going to be about? Who will narrate?
The craft beer of Sweden, narrated by Kathy Burke.
Can you administer CPR?
Not officially, but I’ve seen it on telly so many times that I reckon I’d have a good idea what to do. I’d try anyway, rather than just stand there.
Do animals like you?
Of course. Doesn’t everyone?
Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?
Abstain
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Re: Wednesday’s five questions!

Postby Jeemo » 10 Oct 2019, 20:46

You're given a Ken Burns style package to make a documentary. What's it going to be about? Who will narrate?

Ealing Studios, Kenneth Branagh

Can you administer CPR?

Yes, certificates to prove it.


Do animals like you?

Yes.

Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?

It's real.


RITZ crackers: your verdict!

ok, but m&s cheesy thins are the best
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Re: Wednesday’s five questions!

Postby Minnie the Minx » 10 Oct 2019, 20:47

Polishgirl wrote:
Can you administer CPR?
I had a first aid certificate from Butlins in 1980 but not sure how rusty my skillz are now. I know you have to hum ‘Stayin’ Alive’ while you’re doing it.



Oddly, relatives in the hospital NEVER thanked me for that!
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Re: Wednesday’s five questions!

Postby Jeemo » 10 Oct 2019, 21:39

Minnie the Minx wrote:
Polishgirl wrote:
Can you administer CPR?
I had a first aid certificate from Butlins in 1980 but not sure how rusty my skillz are now. I know you have to hum ‘Stayin’ Alive’ while you’re doing it.



Oddly, relatives in the hospital NEVER thanked me for that!


up here in Scotchland we use 500 miles
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Re: Wednesday’s five questions!

Postby Minnie the Minx » 20 Oct 2019, 00:34

Jeemo wrote:
Minnie the Minx wrote:
Polishgirl wrote:
Can you administer CPR?
I had a first aid certificate from Butlins in 1980 but not sure how rusty my skillz are now. I know you have to hum ‘Stayin’ Alive’ while you’re doing it.



Oddly, relatives in the hospital NEVER thanked me for that!


up here in Scotchland we use 500 miles


:D
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