What did you have for breakfast?

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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby Jimbo » 03 Jul 2020, 01:05

Leftover lentil soup with a big dollop of yougurt. Coffee.
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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby Sam Stone » 03 Jul 2020, 10:42

A king-sized portion of hard cheese on toast followed by a ginormous slice of humble pie,
all washed down with a pint of of best bitter*


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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby Flower » 03 Jul 2020, 11:41

Toast .. coffee.
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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby Jimbo » 04 Jul 2020, 00:55

Three eggs scrambled with melted-in Swiss cheese. Coffee.
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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby The Dríver » 04 Jul 2020, 08:47

Porridge, with a bit of butter and salt added. Black coffee accompaniment.
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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby Flower » 04 Jul 2020, 11:25

A slice of Lemon cake ... coffee.

I don't want the large cake to go stale and I didn't have any yesterday. :)
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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby Jimbo » 05 Jul 2020, 13:43

A leftover knob of beefsteak, a leftover bit of canned mackerel, a handful of honey roasted peanuts, coffee and milk.
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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby Flower » 06 Jul 2020, 11:01

Blueberry muffin ... coffee.
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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby Jimbo » 07 Jul 2020, 02:37

My wife bought us a new Vitamix so this morning I made myself a banana, frozen kiwi and milk smoothie.
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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby Flower » 07 Jul 2020, 11:31

Jimbo's wife didn't buy me anything, so I had brie melted on multigrain rye ... coffee :D
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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby Jimbo » 08 Jul 2020, 06:26

Two scrambled eggs with melted-in Swiss cheese. Coffee.
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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby Flower » 08 Jul 2020, 11:36

Cranberry scone ... coffee.
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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby souphound » 08 Jul 2020, 14:40

My brekkie has been all liquid so far this morning. Herbal/berry tea, water, ginger ale. I took the afternoon off and am aiming to go out for a nice healthy lunch. One thing is that it's going to be bloody hot again here today. I guess a cab ill be involved.
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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby Jimbo » 09 Jul 2020, 01:58

Leftover ground chicken curry. A few peanuts. Coffee.
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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby Jimbo » 10 Jul 2020, 02:56

Dumped a teaspoon of curry powder into three scrambled eggs with a handful of fried cherry tomatoes. Coffee.
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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby Sam Stone » 10 Jul 2020, 10:17

Pint of whisky, four lines of changa

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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby Flower » 10 Jul 2020, 11:22

Blueberry muffin ... coffee.
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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby Flower » 11 Jul 2020, 12:00

Everything bagel, Nova lox, tomato, cream cheese, onion ..... coffee.
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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby souphound » 11 Jul 2020, 14:48

After my usual tea, I'm having apple/carrot compote with a huge blueberry muffin with lots of butter. I'll add some blackberries (GOD, they're huge) on side just to balance things out a bit.
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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby Jimbo » 11 Jul 2020, 23:57

Rooting in the fridge I found a three-pack of chikuwa, processed fish sausages with a tunnel bored through the center. (Think "fake crab" and you get an idea what chikuwa is.) Into each tunnel I slid a sliver of cucumber or a sliver of Swiss cheese. Then, eating with my fingers over the sink, bite by bite, I dunked the sausage end into a blob of mayo, chomped a bit, washing each bite down with a slug of coffee.

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kath wrote: *which is the real reason he can fucque off and rot for the rest of time.

Jimbo wrote: So Kath, put on your puka love beads ... Then go fuque yourself.