What did you have for breakfast?

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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby Flower » 07 Jun 2020, 12:38

No smashed up cans in the house, so I'll have to go with toast and coffee. :)
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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby martha » 09 Jun 2020, 15:49

Today I had a slice of cinnamon raisin toast with some Madagascar vanilla low sugar greek yogurt and a handful of blueberries poured on top.

It was too many carbs though so now I'm sleepy again.
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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby Jimbo » 09 Jun 2020, 19:34

Yo, Marth!

A banana and "mixed berries" smoothie. First time trying the frozen berry mix and had to ponder what did it taste like. A general, non-specific, sweet, berry-ness.
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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby Flower » 10 Jun 2020, 12:01

Jif peanut butter and Welch's grape jam on two thin slices of Wonder bread .. the lunch of my childhood ... coffee.
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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby Jimbo » 10 Jun 2020, 12:07

Leftover crust-less quiche.
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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby Sam Stone » 10 Jun 2020, 12:19

Flower wrote:Jif peanut butter


My wife gave me a Jif sandwich a few years back. Thank god I lifted the top slice before biting into it or I would have ingested a Trumpian dose of kitchen surface scouring cream.

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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby Flower » 10 Jun 2020, 12:25

Sam Stone wrote:
Flower wrote:Jif peanut butter


My wife gave me a Jif sandwich a few years back. Thank god I lifted the top slice before biting into it or I would have ingested a Trumpian dose of kitchen surface scouring cream.

Thought my wife had made a mistake until I saw the murderous gleam in her eyes. Oh how we laughed as the police took her away


I was lucky, my ex-husband attempted to give me a Skippy sandwich but I don't eat kangaroo. I got even by never washing his fruit, it eventually .. well, there isn't a statue of limitations so I'll say no more.
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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby Jimbo » 10 Jun 2020, 14:41

My wife gave me a Gif sandwich. Over and over I would gobble it down but then it would reappear.
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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby Flower » 11 Jun 2020, 11:36

Multigrain rye toast ...coffee.
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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby Lord Rother » 11 Jun 2020, 21:37

Raspberry trifle.

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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby souphound » 11 Jun 2020, 21:38

2 power bars and water.
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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby Flower » 12 Jun 2020, 12:27

Cranberry scone ... coffee.
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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby souphound » 12 Jun 2020, 15:00

Homemade peanut butter cookies. I made a huge batch. Want some? They're marvelous. And water of course. ;)
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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 12 Jun 2020, 15:18

souphound wrote:Homemade peanut butter cookies. I made a huge batch. Want some? They're marvelous. And water of course. ;)


Yeah! I want some!
I make these things out of dates/prunes, peanut butter, brown bananas and oats. They look like something a fox has strained to pass but they don’t taste bad.
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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby souphound » 12 Jun 2020, 15:51

Minnie the Minx wrote:
souphound wrote:Homemade peanut butter cookies. I made a huge batch. Want some? They're marvelous. And water of course. ;)


Yeah! I want some!
I make these things out of dates/prunes, peanut butter, brown bananas and oats. They look like something a fox has strained to pass but they don’t taste bad.


Hmmmmm. Other than dates/prunes, I have all that, including the brown bananas that I'm trying to find a use for. Very ripe bananas and peanut butter make a wonderful combo. Adding oats sounds like a good add.

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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 12 Jun 2020, 16:29

It’s easy. Put brown bananas, oats, dates or prunes, a bit of vanilla essence and peanut butter in a blender and mix em up. Roll them into patties and put them in fridge on parchment paper to firm up. Have one with coffee mid morning. One week later, throw the rest of them out as they smell of the onion they have been sat next to and they’ve gone manky.
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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby souphound » 12 Jun 2020, 16:34

Ah, this never happens here. I don't drink coffee and I very rarely buy onions. ;)

But yes, Imade 36 cookies. 36! Three dozen. I'm trying to pawn some off on my neighbours and I have frozen a bunch.

Trying to think what I could substitute for the prunes. Not that crazy about those. Going to the grocery store in 20 minutes and will look around a bit.
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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby souphound » 12 Jun 2020, 16:34

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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 12 Jun 2020, 16:41

Dates!
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Re: What did you have for breakfast?

Postby Sam Stone » 12 Jun 2020, 17:04

Minnie the Minx wrote:

One week later, throw the rest of them out as they smell of the onion they have been sat next to and they’ve gone manky.





Sounds like they're past-their-sell-by-dates.
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