I'm in love with my bed

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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GoogaMooga
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I'm in love with my bed

Postby GoogaMooga » 15 Aug 2019, 06:48

I think I've had a bit of a breakthrough this morning, maybe as much as two hours of uninterrupted sleep in my bed! I wake up, feeling totally rested. Lighter of weight, with less tension in the neck. Head less foggy, too. This is the way forward for me. I am going to work my way back to normal, until I can get a full night's sleep in bed. That will help me lose weight and add years to my life. There is hope...
"When the desert comes, people will be sad; just as Cannery Row was sad when all the pilchards were caught and canned and eaten." - John Steinbeck

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Re: I'm in love with my bed

Postby Toby » 15 Aug 2019, 07:58

Just go to the gym you fat fuck

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Re: I'm in love with my bed

Postby Jimbo » 15 Aug 2019, 08:45

Actually, going to bed early, say, seven, is a good diet tip.
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Re: I'm in love with my bed

Postby GoogaMooga » 15 Aug 2019, 16:21

Toby wrote:Just go to the gym you fat fuck


:lol: Gym just wants your money. (I walk two hours a day)
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Re: I'm in love with my bed

Postby GoogaMooga » 15 Aug 2019, 16:23

Jimbo wrote:Actually, going to bed early, say, seven, is a good diet tip.


Anything like a good night's sleep will help you lose weight. More fun than the gym it is, too.
"When the desert comes, people will be sad; just as Cannery Row was sad when all the pilchards were caught and canned and eaten." - John Steinbeck