Yo Mamma Jokes

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Yo Mamma Jokes

Postby Sneelock » 11 Jul 2019, 21:05

Yo Mamma so fat she went to Wal*Mart and lowered the prices.
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Re: Yo Mamma Jokes

Postby Flower » 11 Jul 2019, 21:54

Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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Re: Yo Mamma Jokes

Postby Sneelock » 11 Jul 2019, 23:17

Yo Mamma's teeth so yellow the traffic slows down.
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Re: Yo Mamma Jokes

Postby Flower » 12 Jul 2019, 01:08

Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
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Re: Yo Mamma Jokes

Postby Sneelock » 12 Jul 2019, 01:09

:lol: Yo Mamma so big she's on both sides of the family.
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Re: Yo Mamma Jokes

Postby Matt Wilson » 12 Jul 2019, 02:19

There's a party in your mother's mouth and everyone's coming.

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Postby Flower » 12 Jul 2019, 12:06

Yo mama's so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.
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Re: Yo Mamma Jokes

Postby Flower » 16 Jul 2019, 00:44

Yo momma s so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!
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Re: Yo Mamma Jokes

Postby Minnie the Minx » 16 Jul 2019, 10:39

Yo Momma so fat the doctor advised her that in order to reduce the chance of life limiting diseases she should begin exercising and look at dietary and lifestyle changes.
You come at the Queen, you best not miss.

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Re: Yo Mamma Jokes

Postby Sneelock » 16 Jul 2019, 16:56

How you know so much about my momma?
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Re: Yo Mamma Jokes

Postby Minnie the Minx » Yesterday, 16:24

Sneelock wrote:How you know so much about my momma?


:D
You come at the Queen, you best not miss.

Dr Markus wrote:
Someone in your line of work usually as their own man cave aka the shed we're they can potter around fixing stuff or something don't they?