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Say Yes to the Dress ?

Posted: 04 Jun 2019, 19:45
by Samoan
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Family fashion ... Eric, Lara, Donald Jr, Ivanka in baby blue, Jared and Tiffany in claret at the state banquet at Buckingham Palace. Photograph: @ivankatrump/Instagram

Re: Say Yes to the Dress ?

Posted: 04 Jun 2019, 19:49
by Samoan
The only outfit I'd wear is that of Lara Trump except her gloves are ill fitting and should be in a matt fabric.

I'm canvassing opinions far and wide.

Re: Say Yes to the Dress ?

Posted: 04 Jun 2019, 19:54
by Snarfyguy
Who the hell invited Tiffany?

I thought they had her locked up in a tower or something.

Re: Say Yes to the Dress ?

Posted: 04 Jun 2019, 19:56
by Samoan
It's a family junket don't ye know.

I must admit, I had to google who she was.

Re: Say Yes to the Dress ?

Posted: 04 Jun 2019, 20:17
by Count Machuki
What a collection of assholes. Fuck these people.

Re: Say Yes to the Dress ?

Posted: 04 Jun 2019, 20:36
by Dr. Baron
There was a pathetic story in the NYT about President Trump’s reverence for the royals.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/03/worl ... amily.html

Re: Say Yes to the Dress ?

Posted: 04 Jun 2019, 22:06
by Lord Rother
Ivanka looks very nice in that dress.

Understated but classy. (Though sure to have cost a fortune of course.)

Re: Say Yes to the Dress ?

Posted: 04 Jun 2019, 23:14
by Samoan
Lord Rother wrote:Ivanka looks very nice in that dress.

Understated but classy. (Though sure to have cost a fortune of course.)


She is a very pretty girl, I agree, but you've got her gown choice all wrong.

It's a strategic dress - a frumpy, floor length, long sleeved afternoon tea dress (no such thing exists - before now).
She should be wearing an evening gown for a banquet but she would outshine her step mum the First Lady, if she wore anything fitted and off the shoulder.

Re: Say Yes to the Dress ?

Posted: 05 Jun 2019, 10:13
by Rorschach
Samoan wrote:
Lord Rother wrote:Ivanka looks very nice in that dress.

Understated but classy. (Though sure to have cost a fortune of course.)


She is a very pretty girl, I agree, but you've got her gown choice all wrong.

It's a strategic dress - a frumpy, floor length, long sleeved afternoon tea dress (no such thing exists - before now).
She should be wearing an evening gown for a banquet but she would outshine her step mum the First Lady, if she wore anything fitted and off the shoulder.


I agree. That's a very frumpy dress. She looks like a member of the Shaggs going to her first dance.

Mind you, Jared looks exactly right in his outfit. He always has that look and air of inbred fuckwittery that makes him look like an authentic British ex-public schoolboy.

And all in the same place at the same time? Where's the flamethrower when you need it?

Re: Say Yes to the Dress ?

Posted: 05 Jun 2019, 14:14
by Lord Rother
It isn’t frumpy at all, it is elegance personified.

A lady doesn’t have to be showing acres of flesh to look great.

(IMHO)

Re: Say Yes to the Dress ?

Posted: 05 Jun 2019, 17:52
by Samoan
Lord Rother wrote:It isn’t frumpy at all, it is elegance personified.

A lady doesn’t have to be showing acres of flesh to look great.

(IMHO)

As it turns out, you're in tune with Guardian journalist, Jess Cartner-Morley and bang on fashion point! That's me telled.

" For the evening banquet, Ivanka chose a baby blue shirt dress by Carolina Herrera. That this is a more sophisticated, stately choice than the actual first lady’s sparkly white is worth noting, perhaps. It is Ivanka’s ability to get this stuff right that makes her the scariest Trump of all."

https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/shortcuts/2019/jun/04/dressed-to-distress-fashion-statements-of-the-trumps-on-tour

Re: Say Yes to the Dress ?

Posted: 05 Jun 2019, 18:21
by Count Machuki
Samoan wrote:"It is Ivanka’s ability to get this stuff right that makes her the scariest Trump of all."


Oh, yeah, that fashion savvy is WAY scarier than that Donald's finger on the nuclear button.

Re: Say Yes to the Dress ?

Posted: 05 Jun 2019, 21:54
by Lord Rother
Samoan wrote:
Lord Rother wrote:It isn’t frumpy at all, it is elegance personified.

A lady doesn’t have to be showing acres of flesh to look great.

(IMHO)

As it turns out, you're in tune with Guardian journalist, Jess Cartner-Morley and bang on fashion point! That's me telled.

" For the evening banquet, Ivanka chose a baby blue shirt dress by Carolina Herrera. That this is a more sophisticated, stately choice than the actual first lady’s sparkly white is worth noting, perhaps. It is Ivanka’s ability to get this stuff right that makes her the scariest Trump of all."

https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/shortcuts/2019/jun/04/dressed-to-distress-fashion-statements-of-the-trumps-on-tour


There’s a 1st time for everything! :lol: