Happy Birthday Matt Wilson!

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Happy Birthday Matt Wilson!

Postby zoomboogity » 30 Mar 2019, 14:38

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Postby harvey k-tel » 30 Mar 2019, 15:08

Happy fuckin' Birthday, Matt Wilson!!
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Re: Happy Birthday Matt Wilson!

Postby Still Baron » 30 Mar 2019, 23:01

Happy doggone birthday, Matt!
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Re: Happy Birthday Matt Wilson!

Postby Jimbo » 31 Mar 2019, 03:09

I ain't gonna wish ya a happy birthday, pilgrim.

Nah, I ain't gonna wish ya a happy birthday.

The hell I ain't!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
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Re: Happy Birthday Matt Wilson!

Postby Jimbo » 31 Mar 2019, 06:04

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Postby toomanyhatz » 31 Mar 2019, 07:51

Anal chugs all around! Happy fuckin' birthday, Matty!
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Re: Happy Birthday Matt Wilson!

Postby The Fish » 31 Mar 2019, 07:56

Happy Birthday Matt. We'll celebrate in style in a few weeks.
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Re: Happy Birthday Matt Wilson!

Postby Charlie O. » 31 Mar 2019, 16:33

HB, LMW!
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Re: Happy Birthday Matt Wilson!

Postby Flower » 31 Mar 2019, 16:39

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Re: Happy Birthday Matt Wilson!

Postby Matt Wilson » 31 Mar 2019, 19:10

It'll never make two pages...

Seriously, thanks everybody. Now that I've reached 35, I think I'm gonna turn over a new leaf and act more mature.
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Re: Happy Birthday Matt Wilson!

Postby Sneelock » 31 Mar 2019, 22:06

Maturity is for the birds. Seriously. Have you regarded the birds lately? They are very well behaved.

Happy Birthday, Matt.
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Re: Happy Birthday Matt Wilson!

Postby Six String » 01 Apr 2019, 00:03

Belated happy birthday Matt. Does this more mature Matt mean the car is smoke free going forward? :D

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Re: Happy Birthday Matt Wilson!

Postby Matt Wilson » 01 Apr 2019, 02:19

I want to Les, I so want to.

But that's the thing, ya know? Everybody expects me to be Matt Wilson. If I ever showed up at a jolly up without a spliff in one hand and a beer in the other, wearing a Doors shirt and spouting venomous bile against John Coan, everyone would feel let down. It's just not me, but I've created this BCB monster which I long ago lost control of.

If you guys only knew the real me, the guy who likes to hang around my apartment listening to Streisand records drinking herbal tea and wearing a tutu over an edible licorice thong while shaving my chest hair... then you'd know.
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Re: Happy Birthday Matt Wilson!

Postby Six String » 01 Apr 2019, 04:04

I'm gutted, truly gutted. RIP Matt Wilson's car. :D