Can you identify this ?

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Can you identify this ?

Postby Samoan » 06 Mar 2019, 13:48

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Charlie O. wrote - "Any software that would turn "Jumpin' Jack Flash" into "Mr. Bojangles" is obviously possessed of a malevolent spirit."

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Re: Can you identify this ?

Postby Deebank » 06 Mar 2019, 13:59

Hot crossed bum?
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Postby Count Machuki » 06 Mar 2019, 14:53

Grilled tomato?
Or the weirdest cut of salmon ever.
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Postby Minnie the Minx » 06 Mar 2019, 15:16

Smoked watermelon ham.
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Re: Can you identify this ?

Postby Fonz » 06 Mar 2019, 16:33

Ray Liotta's scalp ( 'Hannibal' )
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Re: Can you identify this ?

Postby caramba » 06 Mar 2019, 16:43

Is it a picture of one of the vagina-inspired biscuits with which Russell Brand apparently won last night's Celebrity Bake Off?'

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Re: Can you identify this ?

Postby Samoan » 06 Mar 2019, 16:47

Deebank wrote:Hot crossed bum?

nope
Charlie O. wrote - "Any software that would turn "Jumpin' Jack Flash" into "Mr. Bojangles" is obviously possessed of a malevolent spirit."

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Re: Can you identify this ?

Postby Samoan » 06 Mar 2019, 16:47

Count Machuki wrote:Grilled tomato?
Or the weirdest cut of salmon ever.

Neither of these
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Re: Can you identify this ?

Postby Samoan » 06 Mar 2019, 16:48

Fonz wrote:Ray Liotta's scalp ( 'Hannibal' )

:o No!
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Re: Can you identify this ?

Postby Samoan » 06 Mar 2019, 16:49

Ella Megalast Burls wrote:Smoked watermelon ham.

It is not from the animal the pig,
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Re: Can you identify this ?

Postby Samoan » 06 Mar 2019, 16:58

It is a hot, smoked watermelon feigning as a Thanksgiving Ham for vegans.

I spent four days making something good into something bad.

https://www.theguardian.com/food/2019/mar/06/i-spent-three-days-making-the-smoked-watermelon-ham-but-at-what-cost
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Re: Can you identify this ?

Postby caramba » 06 Mar 2019, 17:24

Samoan wrote:It is a hot, smoked watermelon feigning as a Thanksgiving Ham for vegans.

I spent four days making something good into something bad.

https://www.theguardian.com/food/2019/mar/06/i-spent-three-days-making-the-smoked-watermelon-ham-but-at-what-cost


It's no wonder they're such a fucking miserable bunch if this is the sort of shite they eat

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Re: Can you identify this ?

Postby Samoan » 06 Mar 2019, 17:34

Charlie O. wrote - "Any software that would turn "Jumpin' Jack Flash" into "Mr. Bojangles" is obviously possessed of a malevolent spirit."

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Re: Can you identify this ?

Postby Jeemo » 06 Mar 2019, 17:51

caramba wrote:
Samoan wrote:It is a hot, smoked watermelon feigning as a Thanksgiving Ham for vegans.

I spent four days making something good into something bad.

https://www.theguardian.com/food/2019/mar/06/i-spent-three-days-making-the-smoked-watermelon-ham-but-at-what-cost


It's no wonder they're such a fucking miserable bunch if this is the sort of shite they eat


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